Because mankind's capacity for stupidity is limitless


#298 – Google: God of Stupidity

by 2Kens on May 31, 2016

America's got stupid

Keeper of collective intelligence or …

Google is many things but caretaker of higher intellect ain’t one of ’em. The only real problem we find with this survey is many of these idiots legally can vote. Luckily for the rest of us, most are likely too dumb to find the ballot box. Montanans have the right idea, but as long as they keep asking Google how to move there, Canadians can breathe easy 🙂

Wisconsin: one big honkin’ check point

If you know somebody in cheese head land chances are they’re vertically challenged. Eleven Wisconsin cities – 11! – rank in the top 20 Drunkest Cities in America. In fact they fill slots 1 through 4. Maybe AAA and AA should merge.

Speaking of partnerships…

Your 2 Kens may be reaching out to our friends across the pond at the Coventry Telegraph. Some staffers at the newspaper in merry old England must be regular listeners of ours as they wrote a whole story on stupid criminal tricks, each coming with its own “TIP”.  Saved us the trouble. A doff of the old bowler to you, mates. Let’s talk!

Music this week from San Diego legendary post-grunge band Switchfoot. Come July 8 it will be 10 and counting when the boys’ newest studio album drops.  We spin “Float”- 1 of 2 pre-release tracks off Where The Light Shines Through available on iTunes and Amazon. Quite a departure, this tune. We hear Steely Dan (oooh!). Thanks guys!



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#163 Say Cheese

Sep 27, 2011
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Parkay The state that legalized hunting for gun-toting ten year olds is at it again. Wisconsin might repeal the butter-only law for schools and prisons (we know, Fonz, same thing) that’s been around since Grover Cleveland was president. Dairy farmers couldn’t be madder if Brett Favre had texted their daughters. No more Happy Cows for you, cheese […]

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#128 Shameless Solicitation

Jan 31, 2011
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Memo to sponsors… Now that we’ve hit 10,000 unique listeners a month (minor bruises, relax), shouldn’t your brand be associated with stupid stuff? We name five perfect sponsors for us that you’ve never heard of. Just sayin. Our annual list of sandwiches and drinks that will kill you is here. Take notes. The in-laws are due to show up […]

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#97 What Happens in Wisconsin

Aug 23, 2010
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Who needs Favre? Cheese heads are drawn to the oddest things. Imagine a gubernatorial candidate in your state boasting how well he can hold his beer? Or your kid mooing his way to fame? On Wisconsin.  How to record a YouTube tutorial… First, really know your subject. Second, appear to be prepared. Third, kinda sorta know your […]

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#95 Last Call for Alcohol

Aug 9, 2010
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Hiccup… A banner week for stories involving various types of kick-a-poo juice. Let’s see there’s 120 proof beer and the latest trailer trash vino. Wine-in-a-box not low-rent enough for ya? Move to Quaker country and get your grape straight out of vending machines. Smile. You’re on breathalizer cam. Another gaggle of idiot law breakers for your listening pleasure. Take the woman who […]

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#66 Facebook Bandit

Jan 11, 2010
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Maybe they should friend him … He’s brazen. He’s on the lam. He’s not very bright. Which doesn’t say a whole lot for authorities in the UK who, nearly four months after his escape, still have no clue where in the bloody blazes Craig ‘Lazie’ Lynch is hiding out. Pull! … Damn. Missed the barn […]

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#44 Canadian Screw-Up

Oct 5, 2009

Press 1 for nasty girls… A government agency in Canada is red faced after a toll-free hot line set up to help lobster fisherman got mixed up with a number for phone sex. No wonder there’s a catch limit! Just because you CAN… We sample 4 podcasts that have us asking WHY? We have no clue what […]

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#40 TV News Babes

Sep 7, 2009

Fox 31 News starts NOW… Hot pants, bustier, stiletto heels and a big cigar. TV anchors in Denver sure know how to dress for ratings. Too bad ‘R’ doesn’t score with Nielsen. It gets better, so listen. Might not kill ya… Do you know what’s in a Slim Jim? We have the gruesome truth. Ever had Tactical Bacon? Exactly […]

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