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#163 Say Cheese

by 2Kens on September 27, 2011

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The state that legalized hunting for gun-toting ten year olds is at it again. Wisconsin might repeal the butter-only law for schools and prisons (we know, Fonz, same thing) that’s been around since Grover Cleveland was president. Dairy farmers couldn’t be madder if Brett Favre had texted their daughters. No more Happy Cows for you, cheese heads!

Why do men have nipples?

If the answer we heard is right, you overpaid for that medical degree.
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Other stuff we didn’t make up

Best getaway cars.. why pig thieves are slippery to catch.. and two of the dumbest criminals we’ve ever had the pleasure of ratting out.

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