Because mankind's capacity for stupidity is limitless


Vanity Plate Bandits

by 2Kens on December 24, 2018

Honk if you love stupid

First aired on December 24, 2009

Alert Scotland Yard?

Nah, t’was mere child’s play for cops in Cardiff, Wales to pinch these bumbling bank robbers who apparently forgot the first rule of theft: make an inconspicuous getaway. Combined, they got nearly 40 years in the pokie. Let’s hope they’re no better at getting out than they were at staying out.

Good cheer on Christmas Eve: My Christmas Wish by Lisa Hugo, and Christmas Time is Near by Paul Kloschinsky.

See you tomorrow. Don’t forget milk & cookies for the fat man. Always tip your waitstaff.

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