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Bread Wars

by 2Kens on December 21, 2011

Who knew this could save your relationship?

In this corner…

Nothing ratchets up the Battle of the Sexes like the holidays. Especially when one of you earns the lionesses lion’s share of the household income. We discovered an interesting end-game tactic of our species. To call off the fight the really stupid (or diabolical) bread winners get proactive at work.

It’s Day 8 of our 12 Days of Dumb. No hitting below the belt.

Holiday songs by…

Deirdre Flint is all about the “Food.” The comic singer-songwriter also plays bass with the Four Bitchin Babes. Feast your ears on her classic “Cheerleader” and you’ll know why Ms. Flint is an all-time fav of the 2 Kens.

Ironwood RainDescribed by a Colorado promoter as “the bastard yet comely lovechild of Counting Crows, Iron & Wine and Jethro Tull,” Denver acoustic rock band Ironwood Rain writes and performs music born of their varied life experience and musical ventures through progressive rock, blues, jazz and hard rock. We spin their Christmas song, “All I Need” off their Burn the Ships CD.

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