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#228 Best Funeral Ever

by 2Kens on December 17, 2012

Just in time…

You only get one funeral. Shouldn’t it feel special? (assuming we keep our senses) Aren’t you glad somebody told you about this before the 20th? 😉

Other stuff we didn’t make up…

Santa goes smokeless (involuntarily) .. Last minute gift ideas for people you (hope to) never see again .. How not to succeed at carjacking.

Music of the season from Steven Van Zandt and The Midtown Men100% of proceeds from downloads of All Alone On Christmas (thru Dec. 31st) go to the American Red Cross to help victims of Hurricane Sandy.



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#149 Virtual Vacation

Jun 20, 2011
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Norwegians must lead pretty dull lives. Or they’re just plain cheap. How else would you explain more than a quarter of the entire population tuning in to watch 134 hours of a reality show aboard a cruise ship? Rusty, get in the life boat! Other stuff we didn’t make up… In the wake of Father’s Day, […]

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#46 Beeper

Oct 19, 2009
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One extraordinary kitty… Beeper was our best friend for nearly 17-years. She filled our home with love and happiness. She adored us, as we adored her. Miss Beeper, we love you! You will forever live in our hearts. We dedicate this week’s show to her indominable spirit, gentle soul and undying friendship. Hey, be careful out […]

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#45 KISS This

Oct 12, 2009

Mars landing… Proving yet again that old rockers never die (though for these guys cryonics might be nice), KISS is teaming up with M&Ms candies. An ad campaign just begging for Gene Simmons to scream the tagline: Bite Us! Throw money at it… We salute three crime victims, two of whom bravely thrwarted the bad guys. […]

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#22 Pull the plug, PLEASE!

May 4, 2009

The day TV died (again)… ‘Someone’s Gotta Go’ is Fox TV’s latest effort to numb our morality senses and take America a step closer to the edge of the Howard Beale Memorial Abyss. Imagine the camera crew showing up where you work. Someone must be canned. And YOU and your fellow workers get to decide […]

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