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Portland Maine

Break Over – #281

by 2Kens on March 7, 2015


We’ve been away on safari in Punxsutawney, PA. Tracking ground hog in the dead of winter is tough. But someone had to make the varmint pay. Alas, we failed. Had plenty of ammo, too, thanks to those new vending machines! Need comfort food now. Luckily there’s one box left of KKK donuts we had shipped over from the UK. 😉 Oh, and we haven’t forgotten the brouhaha brewing across the pond over what Cadbury has done to ruin Easter. Easter?!
Is nothing sacred?

Everyone’s favorite Stupid Criminals Tip Of the Week is back with directions to a place where, no matter how dumb a bank robber you are, you’ll get away with it!

Lady Lamb the Beekeeper's debut album "After"Lady Lamb (aka Aly Spaltro) just released her debut album After and it’s a (bee) keeper! She’s currently offering her first single “Billions of Eyes” on NoiseTrade and you won’t want to miss this 60s-pop inspired, sun-soaked jam. Spaltro’s memorable vocals dance all over the surf-tinged guitar tone and driving drums in such an infectious way that it will immediately become a front-runner for your song to kick-off spring.

Catch her on her first-ever North American Tour which opened March 7th in greater Boston. Aly hits hometown Portland, Maine this month on the night of Friday the 13th at the Port City Music Hall.



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