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$!@%^ Auto Correct! – #274

by 2Kens on October 27, 2014

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FMW .. FML!

No one is immune but as alibis go that’s a FAIL!

Lawless in Waldo

Welcome to the speed trap capital of the Deep South. Y’all come back now, here?

New Jersey blows (0.08)

The Garden State needs a new slogan. How about DUI State? 2Kens have a solution. Wanna hear it? Listen to the podcast ;-)

 50 Pence Challenge

A UK retailer wanted to light a fire under the sales staff so they posted a rah-rah sign. Where shoppers could see. Twitter noticed too. Oops.

Musical guest, Antigone Rising

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