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#166 John McCain Highway

by 2Kens on October 17, 2011

Submitted for your approval: Billy Mumy lives.

Visiting Gila Bend? Take the scenic route. Oh, wait! There isn’t one. That stretch of Arizona road has put more drivers to sleep than the last GOP presidential hopeful.

Found a guy in NJ with bigger cojones than Chris Christie. Meet the publisher who thinks you should choose between reading his mag and a new Jetta. Same price.

Other stuff we didn’t make up…

Yet another bozo who thought his family “crisis” warranted calling 9-1-1. More proof that “best & brightest” are not requirements for city govt. A podcast whose hosts do ZERO show prep (shut up!). And a chase scene right out of North By Northwest — if Hitch wanted comedy.

Musical guest…

Get down with Portland, ME’s funky Hip-Hoppers Grant Street Orchestra.

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