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#157 Crash Dummies

by 2Kens on August 15, 2011

Road tests for dmmies

Only other explanation?…

Population control. Why else would someone put up uttlerly baffling road signs? We found nine more just as stupid as this one. Oh, and a classified ad for a crash test dummy for sale! It has to be the drinking water.

Snooki’s got gamey game…

Have you heard? Jersey’s Shore’s poster bimbo plans to pitch her own perfume line. Luckily, funny lady Caprice Crane has the perfect ad slogan.

Look what VIP listeners get…

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