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#256 IT Fright Desk

by 2Kens on September 9, 2013

Technology: our go-to source for insanity

This week we explore the source of a fair share of your insanity and ours: technology! Good thing we‚Äôre not, like, addicted to it. ūüėȬ†¬†Wait until you hear this batch of actual workplace tech trouble calls.

Helicopter parent? We found an app¬†to get you¬†hovering higher than any mom or dad in the ‘hood.

Oh,¬†lazy lover boy? We found a website that does the wooing for you. You already dropped a day’s pay on that gimme-any-match-ya-got service. What’s a few bucks more to keep her interested? Guaranteed to work.

Music from New Jersey, indie pop-rocker, Oliver James. Pay close attention to his closing song, “Keep Breathing.” He wrote it to pay homage to men and women in the armed services, and as a plea to return home safely. September is Suicide Prevention Month. According to the VA, 22 veterans take their own lives every day. If you know a Veteran in crisis, please give them this confidential toll free number: 1-800-273-8255. The Veterans Crisis Line is staffed 24/7 by caring, qualified VA responders‚ÄĒmany of them, Veterans. Since its inception, calls to the Crisis Line have helped to stop 30,000 suicides in-progress.



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