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#5 Weekend at Bernie’s

by 2Kens on January 16, 2009

He’s Movin’ On Up

As Bernie Madoff holes up in a dee-lux apartment in the sky, we wonder what else is in the mail. Gee, ya think the justice system needs fixin’?

2Kens Comedy Solid Gold Collection

Heed those “Slow” signs in ‘Bama, now he-uh!

Best not get caught doin’ 85 in a 40 through Morgan County, Alabama. You go to jail there, you might just croak from starvation. Let’s hope for his sake that good ole’ boy sheriff, Greg Bartlett gets better food where he’s locked up than the crap he’s been serving his, um, guests. Hey, if it only happens down South, it ain’t stereotypin’!

Sarah Smile

While the Hall & Oates Reunion Tour makes a pit stop at the Alaska governor’s mansion, why not check out our new favorite political web site: And you thought our 49th state was only about grizzlies and drilling for oil. Turns out they’ve got vineyards, too! Although this season’s crop is a tad bitter. Take that and run with it, SNL!

Other stuff this episode… the Word of the Year for 2008, Bush says so long (suckers), and the latest from our Blago update desk. Music heard on the show includes The South’s Gonna Do It Again, by Charlie Daniels, If I Were a Rich Man by 2 Live Jews and It’s a Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood, from the TV’s Mr. Rogers Neighborhood.



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#4 Goodbye, George

Jan 6, 2009

Shoe Heard ‘Round the World We climb in off the ledge long enough to honor he who chased us out there in our special Year-in-Review epsisode. Buddy, can you spare $6,000,000,000,000 bucks? You won’t see beggars with sandwich boards like this in the financial district. Nobody’s fat enough anymore to carry all those zeros (and yes, we’re aware of the […]

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