Because mankind's capacity for stupidity is limitless


Bread Wars (encore)

by 2Kens on December 21, 2018

Who knew this could save your relationship?

This episode first aired Dec 21, 2011

In this corner…

Nothing ratchets up the Battle of the Sexes like the holidays. Especially when one of you earns the lionesses lion’s share of the household income. We discovered an interesting end-game tactic of our species. To call off the fight the really stupid (or diabolical) bread winners get proactive at work.

It’s Day 8 of our 12 Days of Dumb. No hitting below the belt.

Holiday songs by…

Deirdre Flint is all about the “Food.” The comic singer-songwriter also plays bass with the Four Bitchin Babes. Feast your ears on her classic “Cheerleader” and you’ll know why Ms. Flint is an all-time fav of the 2 Kens.

Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio are back with their goofy holiday parody, The Restroom Door Said, Gentlemen. 😀



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