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#304 Masks Optional

by 2Kens on October 31, 2017

You can’t hide it

We missed you too. Also, the freedom to work when we want loses its charm when the tips suck. Buh-bye, Lyft! Anything happen while we were gone? 😛

sugar-high-gang240At least it wasn’t Spam

Somerville, MA must be one boring place to live. Located just north of Boston, the most densely populated municipality in New England threw a parade for a sandwich spread. Thousands turned out to cheer. High on sugar, no doubt. Also this week, more stupid criminal tricks. We stay away for months and the show writes itself. Love this gig! We sample two new covers of classic songs by Stephen Stills and Elvis Costello. Halloween’s here. Be safe out there.



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#303 Eve Of Emigration

Nov 7, 2016
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Single file exodus, please Another presidential election and our choices are primal.  Fight or flee.  We refuse to panic and advise same- though this might be a good time to text everyone you love and tell them so. Canada would seem an ideal place to relocate. Word of caution? Do not admit you heard this […]

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#302 Dissing Darwin

Sep 30, 2016
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Dying To Get In Happy International Podcast Day. We had planned to send you a nice card but Hallmark was sold out. Please listen for an exclusive medical marijuana offer instead. If you’ve been wondering whether Ken and I had expired, that happens to be our theme this week. Turns out those who hand out Darwin Awards keep an At Risk watch list. […]

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#301 – 240 years later … what?

Jul 4, 2016
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Keep the streak alive Not much has changed since 1776. Fellow humans, take pride. We own stupid. Americans have it down cold. As long as the uptight upright breathe dumb crap will prevail. Wendy Northcutt counts on it. This podcast would cease to exist (we heard that!). So keep it up America. History and tradition demand you stay stupid. Also, 2Kens in the […]

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#300 – Thumbs Up or Pack

Jun 22, 2016
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300 shows without breaking a sweat If anyone had suggested in Dec. 2008 that we’d get this far … ? Good thing work’s its own reward. That’s the thing about podcasting. Day job’s required. As milestones go 300 is nice. In baseball 300 puts hitters and pitchers in the Hall of Fame. But we’re in the business of Schadenfreude. Soo satisfying 😛  Yes, but they […]

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#299 – Emoji Idols and Food Fights

Jun 7, 2016
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Granny’s Got Game In  the end, most find religion. Carmen Bustamante Barangó prefers the topless blender of emojis watching over her. This week we travel to Spain for a death bed curse straight out of The Godfather. Without casting family judgments we recommend not opening your Nana’s cedar chest after she’s gone. Ed: wouldn’t it be a hoot if this […]

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#298 – Google: God of Stupidity

May 31, 2016
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Keeper of collective intelligence or … Google is many things but caretaker of higher intellect ain’t one of ’em. The only real problem we find with this survey is many of these idiots legally can vote. Luckily for the rest of us, most are likely too dumb to find the ballot box. Montanans have the right idea, but […]

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#297 – Cliché Machine

May 17, 2016
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At yeast the holes are free London’s newest tourist attraction is a late night talk host’s monologue wet dream. And the coppers? A Krispy Kreme donut machine that vends greasy, gooey gobs of sugar dough is a ready made stakeout. 😉 Pick a cliché, grab a hot cuppa and get in line. Oh, bring cash. They’re £2 a pop, […]

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#296 – Straight On ‘Til Morning

May 9, 2016
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 Astral Travel with Peter Pan We began last week broken hearted.  Believing only fools attempt comedy when one of the truly best friends in this or any lifetime would never again laugh with us.   Jim Armstrong was gone and suddenly continuing this podcast seemed beyond unfeeling.  But then I remembered what Jim’s music partner, and dearest friend of 25 years, Andrea Poulis told us […]

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#294 – Network Numb Nuts

Apr 13, 2016
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Say WHAAAT? Rod Serling would be so proud of NBC. The Nightly News weather graphics dept. brilliantly managed to both mistake WI for MI – and vice versa – and make roughly 16 million people early or late for everything! We believe their epic gaff also affected the cheese head state’s presidential primary. A stretch? Nope. Hard to refute […]

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#293 – 50 Shades of Brain Freeze

Apr 7, 2016
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Oh thank heaven Be glad you didn’t try to suck down the 64 oz. Ice Age Slurpee. A product that freezes your brain turns 50?! Explains consumer thinking and 80% of network TV doesn’t it? Let the masochistic gulping games begin! Speaking of torture What is it about people waiting tables that brings out the Conan in American diners? We used […]

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