Because mankind's capacity for stupidity is limitless


Prostitutes to Parrots

#155 Air Fleiss

by 2Kens on August 1, 2011

Reality TV bites…

Gotta love irony. The mistress match queen has met her match. 80 year old birds with razor sharp peckers (shut up!) are not to be toyed with. Yet there she is, the notorious Heidi Fleiss making nice with a parrot in glorious HD (Animal Planet, Sun 10p ET). She even sleeps with ’em. You’re a lonnnnng way from Hollywood, madam. 😉

And the Tony goes to…

Remember former BP CEO Tony Hayward, last seen dripping with sweet crude criticism? (thanks, we liked it too) He’s baaack with a new job that’s a perfect fit. Maybe not for him, but definitely for You Can’t Make It Up!

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