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#151 Paul Revere Rides Again!

by 2Kens on July 4, 2011

Happy Independence Day, America!

Let the backyard BBQs and fireworks begin! Unless you live on the street, sleeping in doorways and cars, that is. Then the 4th of July is pretty much like the 3rd, with the promise of more of the same on the 5th.

Know what? 1 in 4 of those invisible homeless you only notice at stoplights is a Veteran. A whole lot of ‘em fought to preserve the freedoms all of us often take for granted. We owe them so much more. Let’s start by helping them reclaim their dignity.

We’ve joined Voices United for Veterans!

Let the lanterns of revolution shine again. From Boston’s Old North Church, to the San Francisco Bay, tell them we’re coming! We dedicate this week’s comedy show to our heroes who’ve temporarily lost their way. Laugh with us — then give to help them take back their lives.
Music from Tricked Out Country.

BONUS … The above is our short show.
Want the long one every week for a YEAR?

Visit Voices United for Veterans and donate $25 or more. You’ll get our VIP* show – for the next 12 months!! That’s 52 weeks of VIP treatment for less than you’ll drop tomorrow at Starbucks!

Just our way of saying THANK YOU! for helping homeless Veterans.

*Very Important Patriot
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#144 You Goest Thou, Wench

May 16, 2011
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We wish to thank Illinois governor Pat Quinn for showing us the heretofore error of our misbegotten ways. To wit, wither thou goest this week’s show shall be devoid of of bathroom humor, sexual innuendo and other assorted low-class references. Got a problem with that Clyde? Up your pie hole! Music this episode from 18-yr old Aussie, Georgi Kay. […]

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#96 NASCAR Wives Speed Diet

Aug 16, 2010
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Jersey Shore from jail… Certainly would be easier on the cast. Cops finally nab another of the show’s so-called stars. (not Snooki this time) Our favorite TV news site, KENS-5 in San Antonio told us so. Ladies, start your engines… If you’re looking to shed a few pounds, go for speed. Check out the NASCAR Wives […]

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#7 Impeach THIS!

Jan 27, 2009
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Rushmore Ready Illinois Rod skips what he calls a hanging as state senators in the Land of Lincoln deliberate impeachment. Good thing his sister-in-law gets a vote, huh? Defiant as ever, ringmaster Blago tells media circus he’s being persecuted with the best of ‘em. We have the perfect defense attorney for him. No matter- he gets his […]

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#5 Weekend at Bernie’s

Jan 16, 2009
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He’s Movin’ On Up As Bernie Madoff holes up in a dee-lux apartment in the sky, we wonder what else is in the mail. Gee, ya think the justice system needs fixin’? Heed those “Slow” signs in ‘Bama, now he-uh! Best not get caught doin’ 85 in a 40 through Morgan County, Alabama. You go to […]

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#4 Goodbye, George

Jan 6, 2009
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Shoe Heard ‘Round the World We climb in off the ledge long enough to honor he who chased us out there in our special Year-in-Review epsisode. Buddy, can you spare $6,000,000,000,000 bucks? You won’t see beggars with sandwich boards like this in the financial district. Nobody’s fat enough anymore to carry all those zeros (and yes, we’re aware of the […]

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#1 Nardelli or Blago? You decide.

Dec 23, 2008
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Why we’re here. Since the dawn of creation – or beginning of time, depending on your definition of good posture – man has exhibited a limitless capacity for committing incredible acts of stupidity. Nominees for the Darwin Awards abound. We hope these shows will expose others also worthy of this distinction in hopes of doing a more […]

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