Because mankind's capacity for stupidity is limitless

12 Days of Christmas

English for Dummies II

by 2Kens on December 25, 2018

And a Joyous New Year from your 2 Kens!

Warning: swallow coffee before listening. ‘Translated hotel signs’ segment is 3 minutes of ROFLYAO 

Can anyone here PLAY this game?

Casey Stengal paid a visit on the eve, and as visions of Choo Choo Coleman danced in our heads, the old professor likened the futility of his dreadful, ’62 Mets to the ignorance and utter incompetetence of those guardians of our native tongue. It’s true. English is dead. Don’t blame the Internet. We have seen the enemy and… Yep, our final Fun with English for 2011. Now dash away, dash away, dash away all.

YCMIU returns in January. Hold the fort.

Happy Christmas, dear friends!



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