Because mankind's capacity for stupidity is limitless

12 Days of Christmas

Frosty Sleeps with Fishes

Frosty the Perv strikes again

by 2Kens on December 26, 2015

Warning: Mob Crossing!

Every child knows his name.  He’s a Christmas icon.  Frosty T. Snowman is many things (just ask CBS) and, as you will learn, made an enemy he couldn’t refuse.  RIP F.T.

Day 6 of our 12 Days of Dumb also features the funniest Christmas Carol parody of all time! You will wet yourself as Slydawg & The Redneck Ramblers answer the musical question, Did You Heared What I Heared? Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio are back with A Letter to Santa so touching it inspired this episode. Truthfully? We could not refuse. 😉



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