Because mankind's capacity for stupidity is limitless

Bird Brains – #282

Nov 26, 2015
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The report of our deaths was an exaggeration, but hey, thanks for noticing. 😉 Had to return.  You know how we enjoy doing critter themed shows.  Everyone survive Thanksgiving repast?  Legit question if your host called these guys before serving the bird.  Take this 3:30 antacid and if you live we’ll see you next week. (pinky swears) Tweet

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Break Over – #281

Mar 7, 2015

Pull! We’ve been away on safari in Punxsutawney, PA. Tracking ground hog in the dead of winter is tough. But someone had to make the varmint pay. Alas, we failed. Had plenty of ammo, too, thanks to those new vending machines! Need comfort food now. Luckily there’s one box left of KKK donuts we had […]

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TGIWTF? Fridays – #280

Dec 27, 2014
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Happy 6th Birthday to Us! It’s also my birthday (talk about your imperfect storms :/). So ring out the old year – and save your bacon with the ex. Here’s one last stocking stuffer to coax her/him back into your bed life. 😉 280 shows and counting! Plus a holiday drunk driving tip and more Stupid Criminal tricks! Music: […]

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Up On Blocks – #279

Dec 2, 2014
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For the perv on your list Heard about Foxy Blox? They’re all the rage in cell block A this Christmas. Billed as an adult toy for kids, the ‘Lego’ Strip Club Set feels as icky as it looks. Who the hell thought THIS is a good idea? By the way, the strip club has a Walter White inspired […]

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Bird Brains – #278

Nov 25, 2014
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Why booze was invented Google ‘dysfunctional family.’ Odds are the photo was shot on Thanksgiving. Why do we do this year after year? To drink ourselves numb, stupid! We found the absolute Turkey Day from Hell! Could’ve happened at your house. 😉 I got your butterball right HERE! How do I thaw a fresh turkey? Which end of […]

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Spin – #277

Nov 17, 2014
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A perception tree grows… New Haven CT is known as the Elm City. Historically it is crime-ridden, in spite of recent stats to the contrary. Ranked #7 among America’s “most dangerous” mid-sized cities, the image isn’t going away. Solution? Plant feel-good news. Comcast may have a new slogan… Can You See Us Now? Everyone’s favorite [cough] cable giant wants […]

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Road Trip! – #276

Nov 10, 2014
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Must be a full moon… Stuff 11 kids in a Honda? You’d think a grade school math teacher would know better. But hey, when you’re Jones’n for Goldfish, what’s a gal to do? Get off her lawn, too! 94 year olds are cranky and don’t give a rats patoot who knows it. Not your ideal character witness for a great grandson […]

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Polarization Day? – #275

Nov 4, 2014
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Eenie, meanie, minee, mo … November 4th, America. You have work to do. Let’s meet the candidates: City of St. Louis sanctions child labor. Trick or Treat?! Rich white dude tells his NBA team he’s learning Hoodish Yiddish. Inn fines brides and grooms when wedding guests leave bad reviews. Dog leads cops to drug dealing master. Good boy! […]

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$!@%^ Auto Correct! – #274

Oct 27, 2014
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FMW .. FML! No one is immune but as alibis go that’s a FAIL! Lawless in Waldo Welcome to the speed trap capital of the Deep South. Y’all come back now, here? New Jersey blows (0.08) The Garden State needs a new slogan. How about DUI State? 2Kens have a solution. Wanna hear it? Listen to the […]

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Hard Cider – #273

Sep 30, 2014
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Step lively campers, lots of ground to cover before nightfall. We’ll visit a double-secret social network ONLY for fat cats, take in a Japanese science exhibit your kids will love (once the stink wears off), learn about the push to arm the blind; we agree- great idea!, and sample a new parenting app that might replace fantasy football for […]

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God Hates Dicks – #272

Sep 1, 2014
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We’d pay anything to see this! Say one thing for Aussie comic and TV host, Adam Hills. Boy knows how to taunt hate mongers. Dangled a big old carrot over the WBC and the self-promoting jack asses snapped it up. Lemme get this straight. WBC versus ISIS?! Good luck storming the castle, boys. Mr. Hills, u da […]

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