Because mankind's capacity for stupidity is limitless

#292 – Baa-aaah

Mar 31, 2016
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100 Divas Every art form has its prima donnas. Divas. Actors, dancers, rock stars… just takes one to blow up a production. Imagine the fun when 100 bleating, over-eating opera singers slide down a chute onto a NYC stage.  Lambing season in all its glory.   Pit stop! Okay this is just plain ___ no words. Come with us to the land of the kiwi where the Zip car is […]

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#291 – Jim Please Call Home

Mar 24, 2016
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Urgent matter Toronto’s Jim Armstrong, the most prolific songwriter and brilliant music producer we’ve ever known, has not been seen since March 9th. Epilepsy plays a role. Jim is a dear friend. We took the first 3 minutes of the show to honor and help find him. The vitals: 5’9” tall, 160 pounds, Gray/red hair, which is […]

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#290 – El Chapo You Don’t Know Hell

Mar 18, 2016
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No Signs of Intelligent Life Recent events suggest there really is something weird in the water, but when in doubt blame the stupid people.  How’s that for self-serving?   Blowhard Trump and his Legion of Dolts get a pass.  The goofy H2O this week flows where you’d expect (Mexico) and where you’d least suspect (Hell).  No spoilers just […]

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# 289 – Aeschylus, Little Marco & Messages from Above

Mar 11, 2016
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Dylan said it best Their names, faces and abhorrent behavior have become the laughing stock of America.  Bad enough that Ted, Marco and ‘The Donald’ haven’t a clue what decorum and ‘acting presidential’ mean.  Worse, pulling us down with them into the muck and mire of a school yard game of kickball in a rain storm has […]

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Frosty Sleeps with Fishes

Dec 26, 2015
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Warning: Mob Crossing! Every child knows his name.  He’s a Christmas icon.  Frosty T. Snowman is many things (just ask CBS) and, as you will learn, made an enemy he couldn’t refuse.  RIP F.T. Day 6 of our 12 Days of Dumb also features the funniest Christmas Carol parody of all time! You will wet yourself as Slydawg […]

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Pick It, Earl

Dec 22, 2015
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Schooled Quick, name a trade that if you fail it usually means jail. Give up? Hel-lo! Image clue right there -> Not that picking a lock is difficult- not if you have a brain. Day 5 of our 12 Days of Dumb takes us to school – in a box. A lock cracker’s kit with a few flaws.  Find them and pull […]

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Eat Your Heart Out, Donald!

Dec 20, 2015
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For when an ant farm just won’t do So the race for the White House has degenerated to this. Chia Barack Obama?! But hey, it’s under $20 bucks so we just solved Chris Christie’s quandary over what to give Ted Cruz this year. In fact, Day 4 of our 12 Days of Dumb has a few nifty gift ideas for  you […]

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Holiday On Cheapskates

Dec 18, 2015
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Christmas with the Skinflints Day 3 of our 12 Days of Dumb brings us to family. You know, people with whom you’re forced to spend the holidays. Growing up we all got “gifts” from relatives that some tight wad Secret Santa pawned off on them at the office party. But nothing can top this list of chintzy, useless, inappropriate or just plain […]

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Roasted Chipmunks

Dec 16, 2015
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Screw up much? You know how it works in therapy.  “Learn to laugh at yourself.”  And for this I pay?  Well here’s a coloring book filled with the bonehead turns our minds take without using the blinker.  The Coloring Book of Terrible Decisions features animals playing out the dumbest stuff humans do.  Artist, Claire Seipser had fun demonstrating examples in her KickStarter pitch […]

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No Gelt No Blog!

Dec 14, 2015
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Oy! Say it ain’t so, Irving. Major League Dreidel closed on Day 1 of our 12 Days of Dumb is no way to treat the passing of Hanukkah. Could 2Kens have unwittingly (way we roll) led to their site being hijacked?  Listen for clues here: Tuesday, Day 2 of our 12 Days of Dumb, a gift for everyone […]

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Bird Brains – #282

Nov 26, 2015
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The report of our deaths was an exaggeration, but hey, thanks for noticing.  Had to return.  You know how we enjoy doing critter themed shows.  Everyone survive Thanksgiving repast?  Legit question if your host called these guys before serving the bird.  Take this 3:30 antacid and if you live we’ll see you next week. (pinky swears) Tweet

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