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	<title>You Can&#039;t Make It Up</title>
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	<description>Because mankind&#039;s capacity for abject stupidity is limitless</description>
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	<itunes:summary>Because mankind&#039;s capacity for abject stupidity is limitless</itunes:summary>
	<itunes:author>You Can&#039;t Make It Up</itunes:author>
	<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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	<itunes:subtitle>Because mankind&#039;s capacity for abject stupidity is limitless</itunes:subtitle>
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		<title>#203 Sweden Calling</title>
		<link>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/05/15/203-sweden-calling/</link>
		<comments>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/05/15/203-sweden-calling/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 11:39:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>2Kens</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Missed it by that much&#8230; Mom&#8217;s Day gifts for next year? Stupid.com has you covered when the ding bat who raised you finally fesses up that you&#8217;re &#8230; ADOPTED! Free love with benefits! Sweden offers the world&#8217;s 6th best quality of life, just ahead of Canada (US 12th). Best of all, if pilling up DUI&#8217;s is your [...]]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>comedy podcast,homeless veterans,Mother&#039;s Day,stupid criminals,Sweden top 10 lifestyle</itunes:keywords>
	<itunes:subtitle>Missed it by that much... Mom&#039;s Day gifts for next year? Stupid.com has you covered when the ding bat who raised you finally fesses up that you&#039;re ... ADOPTED! Free love with benefits! Sweden offers the world&#039;s 6th best quality of life,</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Missed it by that much...
Mom&#039;s Day gifts for next year? Stupid.com has you covered when the ding bat who raised you finally fesses up that you&#039;re ... ADOPTED!
Free love with benefits!
Sweden offers the world&#039;s 6th best quality of life, just ahead of Canada (US 12th). Best of all, if pilling up DUI&#039;s is your thing, you&#039;re going to love it there! Listen and find out why...


Other stuff we didn&#039;t make up ...
 Ever fired your entire workforce? (the &#039;Send&#039; button is not your friend) ... and a stupid criminal who scores high marks for really working it! (being stupid, that is). 

PLUS the soaring theatrical pop of Kim Edwards, a Texas singer &amp; songwriter (via the Lehigh Valley region of PA) who also plays classical piano and -- quoting here -- &quot;a little ukulele!&quot; How tiny, we wonder? :)</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>You Can&#039;t Make It Up</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>23:38</itunes:duration>
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		<title>#202 Los Perros de Mayo</title>
		<link>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/05/08/202-los-perros-de-mayo/</link>
		<comments>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/05/08/202-los-perros-de-mayo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 18:01:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>2Kens</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Release the hounds&#8230; Hung over from May 5th and unable to afford air fare to Pamplona, we cheaped it out in Kansas City. Some PR flack thought THIS could help the city&#8217;s image? Are you dumber than&#8230;? While pulling a robbery, avoid saying &#8220;give me all your cash.&#8221; Unpredictable things happen. Kiss this! Meet 8 small time [...]]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>Chicago,Cinco de Mayo,comedy podcast,homeless veterans,Kansas City dog parade,stupid criminals</itunes:keywords>
	<itunes:subtitle>Release the hounds... Hung over from May 5th and unable to afford air fare to Pamplona, we cheaped it out in Kansas City. Some PR flack thought THIS could help the city&#039;s image? Are you dumber than...? While pulling a robbery,</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Release the hounds...
Hung over from May 5th and unable to afford air fare to Pamplona, we cheaped it out in Kansas City. Some PR flack thought THIS could help the city&#039;s image?
Are you dumber than...?
While pulling a robbery, avoid saying &quot;give me all your cash.&quot; Unpredictable things happen.


Kiss this!
Meet 8 small time hoods who made it way too easy for the good guys.
Bad day at black rock...
Two situations where we COULD have changed the names to protect the stupid. But where&#039;s the fun in that?

PLUS music from Midwest Hype. A Chicago land band that knows how to party! They may be the region&#039;s next Umphrey&#039;s McGee.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>You Can&#039;t Make It Up</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>24:28</itunes:duration>
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		<title>#201 Slow: Stupid at Work</title>
		<link>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/04/30/201-slow-stupid-at-work/</link>
		<comments>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/04/30/201-slow-stupid-at-work/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 10:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>2Kens</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gray matters&#8230; Think the culture can&#8217;t possibly fry more brain cells online? You haven&#8217;t met Drinkify! Booze made for music. Need a sure-fire way to end a relationship quickly? Go hunting with Steve &#38; Lisa. And his invisible hog. The critter nuts are coming! Bird brains versus cat crazies in Concord, Mass. More &#8220;Fun with English&#8221; and a stupid criminal trick. Enjoy [...]]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>cat leash law,Chicago,comedy podcast,homeless veterans,Music for drinking</itunes:keywords>
	<itunes:subtitle>Gray matters... Think the culture can&#039;t possibly fry more brain cells online? You haven&#039;t met Drinkify! Booze made for music. Need a sure-fire way to end a relationship quickly? Go hunting with Steve &amp; Lisa. And his invisible hog.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Gray matters...
Think the culture can&#039;t possibly fry more brain cells online? You haven&#039;t met Drinkify! Booze made for music. Need a sure-fire way to end a relationship quickly? Go hunting with Steve &amp; Lisa. And his invisible hog. The critter nuts are coming! Bird brains versus cat crazies in Concord, Mass. More &quot;Fun with English&quot; and a stupid criminal trick. Enjoy the show!



Musical guest: Chicago&#039;s The Future Laureates. &quot;Radio ready pop&quot; with hooks like Canada&#039;s Bare Naked Ladies.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>You Can&#039;t Make It Up</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>24:03</itunes:duration>
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		<title>#200 Anybody Can Do This, Right?</title>
		<link>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/04/23/200-anybody-can-do-this-right/</link>
		<comments>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/04/23/200-anybody-can-do-this-right/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2012 00:26:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>2Kens</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://2kenscomedy.com/?p=4781</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Three years and four months ago &#8230; We set out to prove that stupidity is the world&#8217;s richest resource. An endless, bottomless treasure trove of hilarity. 199 shows later we&#8217;re still shucking oysters and harvesting pearls of idiocy. Enjoy our Bicentennial edition! And keep the lunacy coming. Musical guest: Brooklyn singer/songwriter Lexie Roth. Linkage: TP dilemma? Oh, [...]]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>Canadians denied best TP,comedy podcast,Craigs List,homeless veterans,make money online,stupid criminals</itunes:keywords>
	<itunes:subtitle>Three years and four months ago ... We set out to prove that stupidity is the world&#039;s richest resource. An endless, bottomless treasure trove of hilarity. 199 shows later we&#039;re still shucking oysters and harvesting pearls of idiocy.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Three years and four months ago ...
We set out to prove that stupidity is the world&#039;s richest resource. An endless, bottomless treasure trove of hilarity. 199 shows later we&#039;re still shucking oysters and harvesting pearls of idiocy. Enjoy our Bicentennial edition! And keep the lunacy coming. ;-)



Musical guest: Brooklyn singer/songwriter Lexie Roth.

Linkage:
TP dilemma? Oh, Canada. http://bit.ly/IuBkW6
Best classified ad ever. http://bit.ly/IOnb4V
To Protect and Self-Serve. http://on.mash.to/HPvsFx
Best obit ever. http://bit.ly/HOfM5E
Meet: Hot Dog Man (on the podcast Your Boss Blows)
Inside Job Gone Wrong: http://wapo.st/ID8r9W</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>You Can&#039;t Make It Up</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>35:22</itunes:duration>
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		<title>#199 Dang Revenuers</title>
		<link>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/04/10/199-dang-revenuers/</link>
		<comments>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/04/10/199-dang-revenuers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2012 02:07:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>2Kens</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://2kenscomedy.com/?p=4748</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Tit for Tax Fake boobs. Free beer. Arsonist fee. Since the Boston Harbor social, people have tried to sneak the the wackiest deductions past the Tax Man. Some of &#8216;em worked! Are you smarter than an IRS examiner? Find out. Toilet trained&#8230; Where most tweets belong. When in Rome&#8230; And here you thought it impossible to ruin the decorum. [...]]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>comedy podcast,gladiator protest,odd deductions,tax cheats,tweet potty</itunes:keywords>
	<itunes:subtitle>Tit for Tax Fake boobs. Free beer. Arsonist fee. Since the Boston Harbor social, people have tried to sneak the the wackiest deductions past the Tax Man. Some of &#039;em worked! Are you smarter than an IRS examiner? Find out. Toilet trained... </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Tit for Tax
Fake boobs. Free beer. Arsonist fee. Since the Boston Harbor social, people have tried to sneak the the wackiest deductions past the Tax Man. Some of &#039;em worked! Are you smarter than an IRS examiner? Find out.


Toilet trained...
Where most tweets belong.
When in Rome...
And here you thought it impossible to ruin the decorum. Ask that nice make-believe gladiator (Don&#039;t snap his pic!)
Tramp stamp...
Would be an improvement for this bozo. Our Moment of DUH! reveals two oddities of Idaho living. Besides living there, we mean.

Tuneage includes &quot;Tax Man&quot; by The Beatles, &quot;Tax My Farts&quot; by Jim Larson and &quot;Taxes&quot; by the Nashville Session Players.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>You Can&#039;t Make It Up</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>22:58</itunes:duration>
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		<title>#198 Pork. It&#8217;s what&#8217;s for Seder</title>
		<link>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/04/02/198-pork-its-whats-for-seder/</link>
		<comments>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/04/02/198-pork-its-whats-for-seder/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2012 23:11:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>2Kens</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jewish cuisine is an oxymoron&#8230; Passover it on. Ah, Pesach. Eight days of pushing aside good tasting food and drink for &#8230; yuck! Keeping Kosher not your thing? Say it with us&#8230; Bacon! Oh, get over yourself. Nothing here is sacred. (see 12 Days of Dumb). Hey, c&#8217;mon back next week and we&#8217;ll wreck Easter [...]]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>12 Days of Christmas,comedy podcast,homeless veterans,Passover,progressive Judiasm,the other white meat</itunes:keywords>
	<itunes:subtitle>Jewish cuisine is an oxymoron... Passover it on. Ah, Pesach. Eight days of pushing aside good tasting food and drink for ... yuck! Keeping Kosher not your thing? Say it with us... Bacon!  - Oh, get over yourself. Nothing here is sacred.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Jewish cuisine is an oxymoron...
Passover it on. Ah, Pesach. Eight days of pushing aside good tasting food and drink for ... yuck! Keeping Kosher not your thing? Say it with us... Bacon! 



Oh, get over yourself. Nothing here is sacred. (see 12 Days of Dumb).
Hey, c&#039;mon back next week and we&#039;ll wreck Easter for you!



Music this show: The Bacon Song by Tom Smith (doing John Denver) from the FuMP (Funny Music Project) in New Jersey, and Bacon Wine by Jim Tyrrell, a Portsmouth, NH singer/songwriter.

Links: bacon-wrapped matzo balls, bacon coffin.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>You Can&#039;t Make It Up</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>13:30</itunes:duration>
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		<title>#197 Marsh Madras</title>
		<link>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/03/26/197-marsh-madras/</link>
		<comments>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/03/26/197-marsh-madras/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2012 02:51:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>2Kens</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://2kenscomedy.com/?p=4696</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Greetings from the Bog &#8230; Grab a vodka cranberry and set a spell. What? You expected college hoops, babes and beer? Didn&#8217;t know spelling was required? Perfect! Our monthly Fun With English snafu is cued &#38; ready to roll. Don&#8217;t worry. We&#8217;ll speak slowly. Just push the little PLAY button below (hint: it&#8217;s the only four letter word there so [...]]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>comedy podcast,Dallas lawyer sues TV station,homeless veterans,KTVT CBS 11,March Madness</itunes:keywords>
	<itunes:subtitle>Greetings from the Bog ... Grab a vodka cranberry and set a spell. What? You expected college hoops, babes and beer? Didn&#039;t know spelling was required? Perfect! Our monthly Fun With English snafu is cued &amp; ready to roll. Don&#039;t worry. We&#039;ll speak slowly.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Greetings from the Bog ...
Grab a vodka cranberry and set a spell. What? You expected college hoops, babes and beer? Didn&#039;t know spelling was required? Perfect! Our monthly Fun With English snafu is cued &amp; ready to roll. Don&#039;t worry. We&#039;ll speak slowly. Just push the little PLAY button below (hint: it&#039;s the only four letter word there so we bet you can find it).



MUSIC by San Francisco singer/songwriter, Wolf Larsen. We spin two cuts off her new album Quiet At the Kitchen Door including the hauntingly poetic &quot;If I Be Wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>You Can&#039;t Make It Up</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>27:32</itunes:duration>
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		<item>
		<title>#196 Spring Break? FIX it!</title>
		<link>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/03/20/196-spring-break-fix-it/</link>
		<comments>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/03/20/196-spring-break-fix-it/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2012 21:23:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>2Kens</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Longer days and shorter shows&#8230; Mobile fans demanded it and we laughed listened. Cram this show in your iPhone-addicted ear. This week&#8230; a village idiot mayor in Italy tells residents it&#8217;s illegal to die&#8230; We found arguably the most insipid credit card fraud ever&#8230; more proof that local TV news should be blown up&#8230; and dumb and dumber get [...]]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>comedy podcast,credit card fraud,dumb and dumber,Epilepsy Awareness Month in Canada,iPhone apps,stupid criminals,town with no cemetery,TV 38 in Detroit</itunes:keywords>
	<itunes:subtitle>Longer days and shorter shows... Mobile fans demanded it and we laughed listened. Cram this show in your iPhone-addicted ear. This week... a village idiot mayor in Italy tells residents it&#039;s illegal to die...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Longer days and shorter shows...
Mobile fans demanded it and we laughed listened. Cram this show in your iPhone-addicted ear. This week... a village idiot mayor in Italy tells residents it&#039;s illegal to die... We found arguably the most insipid credit card fraud ever... more proof that local TV news should be blown up... and dumb and dumber get behind the wheel to play everyone&#039;s favorite DUI game, &quot;I thought YOU were designated driver?&quot;



Musical guest: Green Tea ... five high-energy lads from Stevens Point, WI. Think: John Butler trio meets the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
PLEASE help Epilepsy Toronto..
Jim Armstrong and our fav Canadian rockers, The Sonic Deli Band will be out this Friday night, March 23rd at Toronto&#039;s Cadillac Lounge for their 7th Annual Benefit Concert in Supportof Epilepsy Toronto. A $10 cover gets you four hours of music and fun! Three great bands, Tiny Little Doses, The Martunies and the SDB from 9P to 1A on the backstage. Help Jim &amp; the gang make a big difference in the lives of so many. THANK YOU!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>You Can&#039;t Make It Up</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>18:24</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Herd Responsably</title>
		<link>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/03/17/herd-responsably/</link>
		<comments>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/03/17/herd-responsably/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Mar 2012 13:09:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>2Kens</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[podcasts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drinking games]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[sheep dogs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[St. Patrick's Day]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Now just imagine trying this with a CAT!]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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			<itunes:keywords>comedy podcast,drinking games,Guiness,sheep dogs,St. Patrick&#039;s Day</itunes:keywords>
	<itunes:subtitle>Now just imagine trying this with a CAT! ;)</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Now just imagine trying this with a CAT! ;)</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>You Can&#039;t Make It Up</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>3:12</itunes:duration>
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		<title>#195 Gene Pool Opens for Season</title>
		<link>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/03/12/195-gene-pool-opens-for-season/</link>
		<comments>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/03/12/195-gene-pool-opens-for-season/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2012 23:28:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>2Kens</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[podcasts]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Darwin Awards]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Self-serve&#8230; Frankly, we thought it was a tad early weather-wise to be cleansing the gene pool—but Gary Banning in North Carolina had other ideas. Yes, the season’s very first Darwin Award Nominee goes out in a blaze of glory with his first (and last) appearance on You Can’t Make It Up! Other stuff we didn&#8217;t make [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/03/12/195-gene-pool-opens-for-season/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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			<itunes:keywords>comedy podcast,Darwin Awards,homeless veterans,stupid criminals,Workers&#039; comp fraud</itunes:keywords>
	<itunes:subtitle>Self-serve... Frankly, we thought it was a tad early weather-wise to be cleansing the gene pool—but Gary Banning in North Carolina had other ideas. Yes, the season’s very first Darwin Award Nominee goes out in a blaze of glory with his first (and last...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Self-serve...
Frankly, we thought it was a tad early weather-wise to be cleansing the gene pool—but Gary Banning in North Carolina had other ideas. Yes, the season’s very first Darwin Award Nominee goes out in a blaze of glory with his first (and last) appearance on You Can’t Make It Up!


Other stuff we didn&#039;t make up...
Orlando city commissioners could prove us wrong (but don&#039;t bet on it)... Tucson TV traffic tout takes wrong turn... Confucious say, unwise to stage workplace &#039;accident&#039; to rig Workman&#039;s Comp when security video on... CVS phone message for cat: your script is ready!
Music from Markeisha...
If you like Alicia Keys and Nina Simone you&#039;ll flip over the piano-driven love songs of NYC&#039;s Markeisha Ensley! To us her style is pure Gladys Knight. See if you agree. We spin two cuts from her newest album-- including the title track, &quot;Talk To Me.&quot;</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>You Can&#039;t Make It Up</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>27:51</itunes:duration>
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		<title>#194 Six Degrees of Johnny U.</title>
		<link>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/03/06/194-six-degrees-of-johnny-u/</link>
		<comments>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/03/06/194-six-degrees-of-johnny-u/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2012 20:34:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>2Kens</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[podcasts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chicago]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[incompetence study]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Meat Loaf wears banana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[six degrees of separation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stupid criminals]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Listen as we connect the stupidity dots to old #19, the great Johnny Unitas. No time for the radio show? Try our CliffNotes. 1] played at Louisville (Kentucky) 2] State&#8217;s tourism boss axed for botched PR job outsourced to the UK . 3] Video above? UK cable channel. 4] There&#8217;s this guy (from the UK) who married 19 women. Divorced once. Oops! [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/03/06/194-six-degrees-of-johnny-u/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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			<itunes:keywords>Chicago,comedy podcast,incompetence study,Meat Loaf wears banana,six degrees of separation,stupid criminals</itunes:keywords>
	<itunes:subtitle>Listen as we connect the stupidity dots to old #19, the great Johnny Unitas. No time for the radio show? Try our CliffNotes. 1] played at Louisville (Kentucky) 2] State&#039;s tourism boss axed for botched PR job outsourced to the UK . 3] Video above?</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Listen as we connect the stupidity dots to old #19, the great Johnny Unitas. No time for the radio show? Try our CliffNotes. 1] played at Louisville (Kentucky) 2] State&#039;s tourism boss axed for botched PR job outsourced to the UK . 3] Video above? UK cable channel. 4] There&#039;s this guy (from the UK) who married 19 women. Divorced once. Oops! 5] Johnny U wore #19. 6] Guest artist, Chicago &#039;s Tom Fuller Band mastered their new smash album at legendary Abbey Road Studios. Where&#039;s that? Uh-huh.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>You Can&#039;t Make It Up</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>28:43</itunes:duration>
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		<title>#193 Leak Year</title>
		<link>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/02/27/193-leak-year/</link>
		<comments>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/02/27/193-leak-year/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Feb 2012 02:58:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>2Kens</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[butchered English]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy podcast]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let them eat cake&#8230; Our crack research staff, we call &#8216;em Team Stupid, stepped up to make our Fun With English edition a winner. Big thanks to Andi in Toronto for digging up that sign. Tempting to stock up on domestics, but then go explain THAT lot at the border. Kudos to T in Tennessee for tipping us [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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			<itunes:keywords>butchered English,comedy podcast,Darwin Awards,homeless veterans,stupid criminals,stupid job interviews</itunes:keywords>
	<itunes:subtitle>Let them eat cake... Our crack research staff, we call &#039;em Team Stupid, stepped up to make our Fun With English edition a winner. Big thanks to Andi in Toronto for digging up that sign. Tempting to stock up on domestics,</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Let them eat cake...
Our crack research staff, we call &#039;em Team Stupid, stepped up to make our Fun With English edition a winner. Big thanks to Andi in Toronto for digging up that sign. Tempting to stock up on domestics, but then go explain THAT lot at the border. Kudos to T in Tennessee for tipping us to the arrogant scofflaw in the Porsche 911, last seen anchored in concrete. Don&#039;t ya just love it when bad karma nails the A-holes? ;)

Enjoy the show, gang!


Other stuff we didn&#039;t make up...
Darwin Award nominee wanna-be.
Four bandits .. oops, where&#039;s the money?
Stupid job interview tricks.

Music from Zaccheri Gray, Vancouver, BC</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>You Can&#039;t Make It Up</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>25:51</itunes:duration>
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		<title>#192 American Goulash</title>
		<link>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/02/21/192-american-goulash/</link>
		<comments>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/02/21/192-american-goulash/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 02:53:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>2Kens</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[podcasts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Denver TV news]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seasoned to taste(less)&#8230; Naked thief (except for socks) tasered at Walmart.. TV news, doggie style .. Corn fed and bonkers for bacon (goooo Hawkeyes!).. App dating for  basement trolls (who&#8217;s on 3rd?) .. 3-wheelin&#8217; drunken pianist. Magical mystery tour&#8230; Our guest band “Secret Skwirl”…? Ain’t their real name. It’s a real mystery and you can start gathering [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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			<itunes:keywords>comedy podcast,Denver TV news,dog bites anchor,homeless veterans,Iowa bacon fest,my virtual girlfriend,stupid criminals</itunes:keywords>
	<itunes:subtitle>Seasoned to taste(less)... Naked thief (except for socks) tasered at Walmart.. TV news, doggie style .. Corn fed and bonkers for bacon (goooo Hawkeyes!).. App dating for  basement trolls (who&#039;s on 3rd?) .. 3-wheelin&#039; drunken pianist. </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Seasoned to taste(less)...
Naked thief (except for socks) tasered at Walmart.. TV news, doggie style .. Corn fed and bonkers for bacon (goooo Hawkeyes!).. App dating for  basement trolls (who&#039;s on 3rd?) .. 3-wheelin&#039; drunken pianist.


Magical mystery tour...
Our guest band “Secret Skwirl”…? Ain’t their real name. It’s a real mystery and you can start gathering clues – or acorns, your choice – in the show!  Spoiler Alert!!! Not feeling it, Sherlock? Read the whole story here. Watch the animated &#039;Jeez Louise.&#039;</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>You Can&#039;t Make It Up</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>31:43</itunes:duration>
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		<title>#191 Cupid here. Hot enough for ya?</title>
		<link>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/02/13/191-cupid-here-hot-enough-for-ya/</link>
		<comments>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/02/13/191-cupid-here-hot-enough-for-ya/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 03:59:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>2Kens</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[bizarre gifts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Charles Dickens]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[New York Times cruises]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Valentines Day]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Chemistry, chocolate, sausage and sewage &#8230; And if you&#8217;re not sick yet, toss in love and madness. It&#8217;s how we humans half-bake relationships hoping for happiness every Feb 14. Assuming you&#8217;re still aboard the Tilt-A-Whirl of romance, we found some bizarre, last-minute Valentine gift ideas certain to bring one of two results tonight. Nobody&#8217;s ever survived either of &#8216;em. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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			<itunes:keywords>bizarre gifts,Charles Dickens,comedy podcast,New York Times cruises,UK theme park,Valentines Day</itunes:keywords>
	<itunes:subtitle>Chemistry, chocolate, sausage and sewage ... And if you&#039;re not sick yet, toss in love and madness. It&#039;s how we humans half-bake relationships hoping for happiness every Feb 14. Assuming you&#039;re still aboard the Tilt-A-Whirl of romance,</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Chemistry, chocolate, sausage and sewage ...
And if you&#039;re not sick yet, toss in love and madness. It&#039;s how we humans half-bake relationships hoping for happiness every Feb 14. Assuming you&#039;re still aboard the Tilt-A-Whirl of romance, we found some bizarre, last-minute Valentine gift ideas certain to bring one of two results tonight. Nobody&#039;s ever survived either of &#039;em. Good luck, Jim. ;)


Linkage ...
NY Times Cruises, Dickens World, Salami-grams, Love is in the air.
Music for lovers ...
Nando, &quot;My Everything&quot;, Evangenitals &quot;So Sweet&quot;, Chad Scott &quot;You Give Me Good Love&quot;, Kilian MacGeraghty &quot;Happy Valentine&quot;, October Project &quot;This Is For You&quot;, Rod Clemmons &quot;She&#039;s My Girl.&quot;</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>You Can&#039;t Make It Up</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>34:03</itunes:duration>
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		<title>#190 Woo Pig Sooie!</title>
		<link>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/02/06/190-woo-pig-sooie/</link>
		<comments>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/02/06/190-woo-pig-sooie/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 03:56:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>2Kens</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cons 1, Cops 0 &#8230; Prison pranksters in Vermont might as well have yelled Sooie! State police cars there sport decals featuring the image of a pig. Only took officials four years to notice. BBQ anyone? Someone say pig? No matter HOW much you love BACON, we found something that could have you gagging on it. And no, [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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			<itunes:keywords>bacon flavored milkshake,Belgium,Chicago,comedy podcast,Jack In the Box,prison prank,State police logo of a pig,statue can&#039;t pee</itunes:keywords>
	<itunes:subtitle>Cons 1, Cops 0 ... Prison pranksters in Vermont might as well have yelled Sooie! State police cars there sport decals featuring the image of a pig. Only took officials four years to notice. BBQ anyone? Someone say pig? </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Cons 1, Cops 0 ...
Prison pranksters in Vermont might as well have yelled Sooie! State police cars there sport decals featuring the image of a pig. Only took officials four years to notice. BBQ anyone?
Someone say pig?
No matter HOW much you love BACON, we found something that could have you gagging on it. And no, adding fries won&#039;t make it taste better.
I thought chocolate was #1...
Tourism officials in Belgium&#039;s capital are worried. Brussels&#039; top visitor attraction can&#039;t go wee wee wight now. :) Hey, ya s&#039;pose P diddy could help?



Music from Chicago&#039;s next great rock &#039;n roll band, Vintage Blue!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>You Can&#039;t Make It Up</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>26:33</itunes:duration>
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		<title>#189 Law and Order Imbecile Intent</title>
		<link>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/01/30/189-law-and-order-imbecile-intent/</link>
		<comments>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/01/30/189-law-and-order-imbecile-intent/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 04:20:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>2Kens</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[cheating spouses]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Jezebel.com]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[She ain&#8217;t called Jezebel for nothin We failed to get sued last time we tried, so we’ll try harder. Taking dead aim at a stupid LAWYER should work. Poor bastard thinks defamation of character applies to the Web. Hell hath no fury, dude! Other crap we didn&#8217;t make up&#8230; 104 yr old judge goes out blazing.. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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			<itunes:keywords>cheating spouses,comedy podcast,Jezebel.com,LiarsCheatsRUs.com,Matt Couloute,stupid criminals</itunes:keywords>
	<itunes:subtitle>She ain&#039;t called Jezebel for nothin We failed to get sued last time we tried, so we’ll try harder. Taking dead aim at a stupid LAWYER should work. Poor bastard thinks defamation of character applies to the Web. Hell hath no fury, dude! </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>She ain&#039;t called Jezebel for nothin
We failed to get sued last time we tried, so we’ll try harder. Taking dead aim at a stupid LAWYER should work. Poor bastard thinks defamation of character applies to the Web. Hell hath no fury, dude!
Other crap we didn&#039;t make up...
104 yr old judge goes out blazing.. A chase scene gone stupid.. Soda can theft gone really, really stupid.. TV reporter picks the perfect adjective (for a bar room) .. and more Fun With English. Also hit the mail bag and you guys LOVED last week&#039;s Puppet Justice!! We&#039;re touched.



Music from Steely Dan inspired John Seeger (NYC) and Jackson Browne&#039;s Lawyers in Love.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>You Can&#039;t Make It Up</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>28:53</itunes:duration>
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		<title>#188 Puppet Justice</title>
		<link>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/01/23/188-puppet-justice/</link>
		<comments>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/01/23/188-puppet-justice/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 21:01:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>2Kens</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gas menagerie&#8230; Puppet court, and DC rats, oh my. This one&#8217;s for you, TSA (icing optional) Music from Meghan Cary includes title track to her upcoming album &#8220;Building This House.&#8221;]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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			<itunes:keywords>Cleveland,comedy podcast,DC rats,puppet court,stupid criminals,TSA cupcakes,Virginia AG</itunes:keywords>
	<itunes:subtitle>Gas menagerie... Puppet court, and DC rats, oh my. This one&#039;s for you, TSA (icing optional) :) - Music from Meghan Cary includes title track to her upcoming album &quot;Building This House.&quot;</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Gas menagerie...
Puppet court, and DC rats, oh my. This one&#039;s for you, TSA (icing optional) :)



Music from Meghan Cary includes title track to her upcoming album &quot;Building This House.&quot;</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>You Can&#039;t Make It Up</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>25:44</itunes:duration>
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		<title>#187 Breakup Baggage</title>
		<link>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/01/16/187-breakup-baggage/</link>
		<comments>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/01/16/187-breakup-baggage/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 20:58:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>2Kens</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[podcasts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bogus religion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dump someone for New Year's]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Facebook]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[homeless veterans]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[never liked it anyway]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sweden chuich]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Angst for the memories&#8230; So your New Year’s resolution (fool) was to dump someone. What do you do with all their “stuff?” Helpful little anti-cupids that we are, there actually is an answer! Remember: we’re not responsible for the consequences. Think of us as the HMO of comedy. btw&#8230; some dump-ees share a big relationship [...]]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>bogus religion,comedy podcast,dump someone for New Year&#039;s,Facebook,homeless veterans,never liked it anyway,Sweden chuich</itunes:keywords>
	<itunes:subtitle>Angst for the memories... So your New Year’s resolution (fool) was to dump someone. What do you do with all their “stuff?” Helpful little anti-cupids that we are, there actually is an answer! Remember: we’re not responsible for the consequences.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Angst for the memories...
So your New Year’s resolution (fool) was to dump someone. What do you do with all their “stuff?” Helpful little anti-cupids that we are, there actually is an answer! Remember: we’re not responsible for the consequences. Think of us as the HMO of comedy. :)

btw... some dump-ees share a big relationship No-No. Think: Facebook and intimate moments. (We&#039;re still trying to figure out HOW?) Which gender does it more? Survey sezzzz...
Let us prey...
Rememember &quot;Pastafarianism?&quot; Well, there&#039;s a new church in town whose religion promotes digital music and movie piracy. Only in Sweden, you say? You got it.



A musical 2-fer this week.. a little reggae ... a little jazz.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>You Can&#039;t Make It Up</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>24:55</itunes:duration>
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		<title>#186 Anchors Away</title>
		<link>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/01/09/186-anchors-away/</link>
		<comments>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/01/09/186-anchors-away/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 20:39:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>2Kens</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[podcasts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Detroit prison porn lawsuit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Seinfeld shrinkage episode]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stupid criminals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[TV news bloopers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[TV4 Nashville]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://2kenscomedy.com/?p=4432</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Gearing up for sweeps month&#8230; Local TV news has never been more fun to rip. If you&#8217;re a Neilson Family, cover your ears because we take dead aim at a shrink wrapped news team in Nashville, and a station in Detroit that could drag us into their legal mess before nightfall. Is Denny Crane still [...]]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>comedy podcast,Detroit prison porn lawsuit,Seinfeld shrinkage episode,stupid criminals,TV news bloopers,TV4 Nashville</itunes:keywords>
	<itunes:subtitle>Gearing up for sweeps month... Local TV news has never been more fun to rip. If you&#039;re a Neilson Family, cover your ears because we take dead aim at a shrink wrapped news team in Nashville, and a station in Detroit that could drag us into their legal ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Gearing up for sweeps month...
Local TV news has never been more fun to rip. If you&#039;re a Neilson Family, cover your ears because we take dead aim at a shrink wrapped news team in Nashville, and a station in Detroit that could drag us into their legal mess before nightfall. Is Denny Crane still practicing?



Also on tap... a gang of thieves too stupid to know valuable from margerine... proof-positive that Miami&#039;s a lousy sports town ... and the absolute worst strategy to beat a DUI rap.

If you&#039;re into the music of Dave Matthews, John Mayer, Jason Mraz, or Jack Johnson (yes, please!) you&#039;re gonna love this week&#039;s guest artist, Faytettevile NC&#039;s Ethan Hanson!

The boyz are back in town - Happy New Year!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>You Can&#039;t Make It Up</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>24:35</itunes:duration>
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		<title>English for Dummies</title>
		<link>http://2kenscomedy.com/2011/12/26/english-for-dummies/</link>
		<comments>http://2kenscomedy.com/2011/12/26/english-for-dummies/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2011 21:02:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>2Kens</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[podcasts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[12 Days of Christmas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Band Aid]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bob Geldof]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fun with English]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://2kenscomedy.com/?p=4408</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Can anyone here PLAY this game? Casey Stengal paid a visit on the eve, and as visions of Choo Choo Coleman danced in our heads, the old professor likened the futility of his dreadful, &#8217;62 Mets to the ignorance and utter incompetetence of those guardians of our native tongue. It&#8217;s true. English is dead. Don&#8217;t blame the [...]]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>12 Days of Christmas,Band Aid,Bob Geldof,comedy podcast,fun with English</itunes:keywords>
	<itunes:subtitle>Can anyone here PLAY this game? Casey Stengal paid a visit on the eve, and as visions of Choo Choo Coleman danced in our heads, the old professor likened the futility of his dreadful, &#039;62 Mets to the ignorance and utter incompetetence of those guardia...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Can anyone here PLAY this game?
Casey Stengal paid a visit on the eve, and as visions of Choo Choo Coleman danced in our heads, the old professor likened the futility of his dreadful, &#039;62 Mets to the ignorance and utter incompetetence of those guardians of our native tongue. It&#039;s true. English is dead. Don&#039;t blame the Internet. We have seen the enemy and... Yep, our final Fun with English for 2011. Now dash away, dash away, dash away all.

YCMIU returns on January 9th. Hold the fort.

 
Happy Christmas, dear friends!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>You Can&#039;t Make It Up</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>16:40</itunes:duration>
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