http://2kenscomedy.com Because mankind's capacity for abject stupidity is limitless Wed, 22 Feb 2012 02:53:12 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Because mankind's capacity for abject stupidity is limitless You Can't Make It Up no Copyright 2006-2011 Penguin Pods LLC. All Rights Reserved. Because mankind's capacity for abject stupidity is limitless http://2kenscomedy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/YCMIUlogo144.jpg http://2kenscomedy.com http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/02/21/192-american-goulash/ http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/02/21/192-american-goulash/#comments Wed, 22 Feb 2012 02:53:12 +0000 2Kens http://2kenscomedy.com/?p=4586 http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/02/21/192-american-goulash/feed/ 0 comedy podcast,Denver TV news,dog bites anchor,homeless veterans,Iowa bacon fest,my virtual girlfriend,stupid criminals Seasoned to taste(less)... Naked thief (except for socks) tasered at Walmart.. TV news, doggie style .. Corn fed and bonkers for bacon (goooo Hawkeyes!).. App dating for  basement trolls (who's on 3rd?) .. 3-wheelin' drunken pianist. Seasoned to taste(less)... Naked thief (except for socks) tasered at Walmart.. TV news, doggie style .. Corn fed and bonkers for bacon (goooo Hawkeyes!).. App dating for  basement trolls (who's on 3rd?) .. 3-wheelin' drunken pianist. Magical mystery tour... Our guest band “Secret Skwirl”…? Ain’t their real name. It’s a real mystery and you can start gathering clues – or acorns, your choice – in the show!  Spoiler Alert!!! Not feeling it, Sherlock? Read the whole story here. You Can't Make It Up no 31:43 http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/02/13/191-cupid-here-hot-enough-for-ya/ http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/02/13/191-cupid-here-hot-enough-for-ya/#comments Tue, 14 Feb 2012 03:59:22 +0000 2Kens http://2kenscomedy.com/?p=4557 http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/02/13/191-cupid-here-hot-enough-for-ya/feed/ 0 bizarre gifts,Charles Dickens,comedy podcast,New York Times cruises,UK theme park,Valentines Day Chemistry, chocolate, sausage and sewage ... And if you're not sick yet, toss in love and madness. It's how we humans half-bake relationships hoping for happiness every Feb 14. Assuming you're still aboard the Tilt-A-Whirl of romance, Chemistry, chocolate, sausage and sewage ... And if you're not sick yet, toss in love and madness. It's how we humans half-bake relationships hoping for happiness every Feb 14. Assuming you're still aboard the Tilt-A-Whirl of romance, we found some bizarre, last-minute Valentine gift ideas certain to bring one of two results tonight. Nobody's ever survived either of 'em. Good luck, Jim. ;) Linkage ... NY Times Cruises, Dickens World, Salami-grams, Love is in the air. Music for lovers ... Nando, "My Everything", Evangenitals "So Sweet", Chad Scott "You Give Me Good Love", Kilian MacGeraghty "Happy Valentine", October Project "This Is For You", Rod Clemmons "She's My Girl." You Can't Make It Up no 34:03 http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/02/06/190-woo-pig-sooie/ http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/02/06/190-woo-pig-sooie/#comments Tue, 07 Feb 2012 03:56:02 +0000 2Kens http://2kenscomedy.com/?p=4523 http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/02/06/190-woo-pig-sooie/feed/ 0 bacon flavored milkshake,Belgium,Chicago,comedy podcast,Jack In the Box,prison prank,State police logo of a pig,statue can't pee Cons 1, Cops 0 ... Prison pranksters in Vermont might as well have yelled Sooie! State police cars there sport decals featuring the image of a pig. Only took officials four years to notice. BBQ anyone? Someone say pig? Cons 1, Cops 0 ... Prison pranksters in Vermont might as well have yelled Sooie! State police cars there sport decals featuring the image of a pig. Only took officials four years to notice. BBQ anyone? Someone say pig? No matter HOW much you love BACON, we found something that could have you gagging on it. And no, adding fries won't make it taste better. I thought chocolate was #1... Tourism officials in Belgium's capital are worried. Brussels' top visitor attraction can't go wee wee wight now. :) Hey, ya s'pose P diddy could help? Music from Chicago's next great rock 'n roll band, Vintage Blue! You Can't Make It Up no 26:33 http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/01/30/189-law-and-order-imbecile-intent/ http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/01/30/189-law-and-order-imbecile-intent/#comments Tue, 31 Jan 2012 04:20:03 +0000 2Kens http://2kenscomedy.com/?p=4506 http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/01/30/189-law-and-order-imbecile-intent/feed/ 0 cheating spouses,comedy podcast,Jezebel.com,LiarsCheatsRUs.com,Matt Couloute,stupid criminals She ain't called Jezebel for nothin We failed to get sued last time we tried, so we’ll try harder. Taking dead aim at a stupid LAWYER should work. Poor bastard thinks defamation of character applies to the Web. Hell hath no fury, dude! She ain't called Jezebel for nothin We failed to get sued last time we tried, so we’ll try harder. Taking dead aim at a stupid LAWYER should work. Poor bastard thinks defamation of character applies to the Web. Hell hath no fury, dude! Other crap we didn't make up... 104 yr old judge goes out blazing.. A chase scene gone stupid.. Soda can theft gone really, really stupid.. TV reporter picks the perfect adjective (for a bar room) .. and more Fun With English. Also hit the mail bag and you guys LOVED last week's Puppet Justice!! We're touched. Music from Steely Dan inspired John Seeger (NYC) and Jackson Browne's Lawyers in Love. You Can't Make It Up no 28:53 http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/01/23/188-puppet-justice/ http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/01/23/188-puppet-justice/#comments Mon, 23 Jan 2012 21:01:37 +0000 2Kens http://2kenscomedy.com/?p=4477 http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/01/23/188-puppet-justice/feed/ 1 Cleveland,comedy podcast,DC rats,puppet court,stupid criminals,TSA cupcakes,Virginia AG Gas menagerie... Puppet court, and DC rats, oh my. This one's for you, TSA (icing optional) :) - Music from Meghan Cary includes title track to her upcoming album "Building This House." Gas menagerie... Puppet court, and DC rats, oh my. This one's for you, TSA (icing optional) :) Music from Meghan Cary includes title track to her upcoming album "Building This House." You Can't Make It Up no 25:44 http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/01/16/187-breakup-baggage/ http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/01/16/187-breakup-baggage/#comments Mon, 16 Jan 2012 20:58:50 +0000 2Kens http://2kenscomedy.com/?p=4452 http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/01/16/187-breakup-baggage/feed/ 0 bogus religion,comedy podcast,dump someone for New Year's,Facebook,homeless veterans,never liked it anyway,Sweden chuich Angst for the memories... So your New Year’s resolution (fool) was to dump someone. What do you do with all their “stuff?” Helpful little anti-cupids that we are, there actually is an answer! Remember: we’re not responsible for the consequences. Angst for the memories... So your New Year’s resolution (fool) was to dump someone. What do you do with all their “stuff?” Helpful little anti-cupids that we are, there actually is an answer! Remember: we’re not responsible for the consequences. Think of us as the HMO of comedy. :) btw... some dump-ees share a big relationship No-No. Think: Facebook and intimate moments. (We're still trying to figure out HOW?) Which gender does it more? Survey sezzzz... Let us prey... Rememember "Pastafarianism?" Well, there's a new church in town whose religion promotes digital music and movie piracy. Only in Sweden, you say? You got it. A musical 2-fer this week.. a little reggae ... a little jazz. You Can't Make It Up no 24:55 http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/01/09/186-anchors-away/ http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/01/09/186-anchors-away/#comments Mon, 09 Jan 2012 20:39:51 +0000 2Kens http://2kenscomedy.com/?p=4432 http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/01/09/186-anchors-away/feed/ 0 comedy podcast,Detroit prison porn lawsuit,Seinfeld shrinkage episode,stupid criminals,TV news bloopers,TV4 Nashville Gearing up for sweeps month... Local TV news has never been more fun to rip. If you're a Neilson Family, cover your ears because we take dead aim at a shrink wrapped news team in Nashville, and a station in Detroit that could drag us into their legal ... Gearing up for sweeps month... Local TV news has never been more fun to rip. If you're a Neilson Family, cover your ears because we take dead aim at a shrink wrapped news team in Nashville, and a station in Detroit that could drag us into their legal mess before nightfall. Is Denny Crane still practicing? Also on tap... a gang of thieves too stupid to know valuable from margerine... proof-positive that Miami's a lousy sports town ... and the absolute worst strategy to beat a DUI rap. If you're into the music of Dave Matthews, John Mayer, Jason Mraz, or Jack Johnson (yes, please!) you're gonna love this week's guest artist, Faytettevile NC's Ethan Hanson! The boyz are back in town - Happy New Year! You Can't Make It Up no 24:35 http://2kenscomedy.com/2011/12/26/english-for-dummies/ http://2kenscomedy.com/2011/12/26/english-for-dummies/#comments Mon, 26 Dec 2011 21:02:55 +0000 2Kens http://2kenscomedy.com/?p=4408 http://2kenscomedy.com/2011/12/26/english-for-dummies/feed/ 0 12 Days of Christmas,Band Aid,Bob Geldof,comedy podcast,fun with English Can anyone here PLAY this game? Casey Stengal paid a visit on the eve, and as visions of Choo Choo Coleman danced in our heads, the old professor likened the futility of his dreadful, '62 Mets to the ignorance and utter incompetetence of those guardia... Can anyone here PLAY this game? Casey Stengal paid a visit on the eve, and as visions of Choo Choo Coleman danced in our heads, the old professor likened the futility of his dreadful, '62 Mets to the ignorance and utter incompetetence of those guardians of our native tongue. It's true. English is dead. Don't blame the Internet. We have seen the enemy and... Yep, our final Fun with English for 2011. Now dash away, dash away, dash away all. YCMIU returns on January 9th. Hold the fort.   Happy Christmas, dear friends! You Can't Make It Up no 16:40 http://2kenscomedy.com/2011/12/25/oh-holy-sigmund/ http://2kenscomedy.com/2011/12/25/oh-holy-sigmund/#comments Sun, 25 Dec 2011 16:42:11 +0000 2Kens http://2kenscomedy.com/?p=4388 http://2kenscomedy.com/2011/12/25/oh-holy-sigmund/feed/ 0 12 Days of Christmas,church signs,comedy podcast,Sigmund Freud Freud Saves Houses of worship are getting into our act this time of year. We take you on a guided tour of some pretty stupid signage - crafted, apparently, to grow the congregation. How's that working out for ya, padre? Holiday songs by... Freud Saves Houses of worship are getting into our act this time of year. We take you on a guided tour of some pretty stupid signage - crafted, apparently, to grow the congregation. How's that working out for ya, padre? Holiday songs by... The Invincible Czars deliver the famed "Nutcracker" the way we think Tchaikovsky had always intended. Crank your headset! Susan Leigh Picking is a Midwestern gal with Pacific Western cool. Possessed of an angel's voice and armed with her trusty uke, Susan gives us her hauntingly beautiful "Light the World With Love." You Can't Make It Up no 13:43 http://2kenscomedy.com/2011/12/23/season-of-giving-and-giving-and-giving/ http://2kenscomedy.com/2011/12/23/season-of-giving-and-giving-and-giving/#comments Fri, 23 Dec 2011 14:09:16 +0000 2Kens http://2kenscomedy.com/?p=4359 http://2kenscomedy.com/2011/12/23/season-of-giving-and-giving-and-giving/feed/ 0 12 Days of Christmas,comedy podcast,free sperm donor,Happy Birthday,Tennessee,Thandi Gift of Life 1, FDA 0 ... The government has dubbed him a "one man sperm bank" and demands he abstain. But Trent Arsenault, father of 14 (four more on the way), says his free disseminations to women he meets online must continue. Gift of Life 1, FDA 0 ... The government has dubbed him a "one man sperm bank" and demands he abstain. But Trent Arsenault, father of 14 (four more on the way), says his free disseminations to women he meets online must continue. "Couples and women who can't conceive need me." Maybe so, but you've got bigger problems than the FDA. What a bozo! Meet the newest nominee to our 12 Day of Dumb Hall of Shame. Hey Trent, maybe you can work something out with the warden. Happy Anniversary to US! Three years?! On December 23, 2008 the 2 Kens began waltzing you down the garden path to Stupidville. That first show was a lot like the 2000 (and '04) Presidential election. Something we'd like to forget. If you do listen back, be gentle. :) You Can't Make It Up no 14:05 http://2kenscomedy.com/2011/12/22/scrooge-yourself/ http://2kenscomedy.com/2011/12/22/scrooge-yourself/#comments Fri, 23 Dec 2011 01:17:00 +0000 2Kens http://2kenscomedy.com/?p=4340 http://2kenscomedy.com/2011/12/22/scrooge-yourself/feed/ 0 12 Days of Christmas,Barach Obama,comedy podcast,gag gifts,Hillary Clinton,tastesless gifts A putz by any other name... Here's the thing about gag gifts. They scream "frat house loser" and make recipients feel icky. No wonder it's a multi-million dollar industry. Chia Pet Obama heads, Hillary Clinton toilet bowl brushes and Cougar soap are b... A putz by any other name... Here's the thing about gag gifts. They scream "frat house loser" and make recipients feel icky. No wonder it's a multi-million dollar industry. Chia Pet Obama heads, Hillary Clinton toilet bowl brushes and Cougar soap are big business. America, you ROCK! We dedicate Day 9 of our 12 Days of Dumb to the truly tasteless. You must be somebody's hero. Keep looking. You'll find them. Holiday songs by...  The Locals are an alt-pop, indie-rock trio from Chicago who are steadily winning fans and devotees with their latest EP "SALT."  Fronted by singer and songwriter Yvonne Doll, the Locals have been a part of the Windy City music scene for the last decade. We spin "Heat Miser." Irene Nachreiner - “Sing We Now of Christmas/Noel Nouvelet” is a traditional 16th century French carol played as a rhumba (with a bit of Beethoven thrown in for good measure). It features Jesus Florido on violin, Marco Tulio on acoustic guitar, Nelson Rios on bass, and Brian Boyce on drums. Irene sings in French and English. You Can't Make It Up no 15:06 http://2kenscomedy.com/2011/12/21/bread-wars/ http://2kenscomedy.com/2011/12/21/bread-wars/#comments Thu, 22 Dec 2011 00:11:38 +0000 2Kens http://2kenscomedy.com/?p=4317 http://2kenscomedy.com/2011/12/21/bread-wars/feed/ 0 12 Days of Christmas,Battle of the Sexes,career suicide,comedy podcast,Facebook,social media,Twitter In this corner... Nothing ratchets up the Battle of the Sexes like the holidays. Especially when one of you earns the lionesses lion's share of the household income. We discovered an interesting end-game tactic of our species. In this corner... Nothing ratchets up the Battle of the Sexes like the holidays. Especially when one of you earns the lionesses lion's share of the household income. We discovered an interesting end-game tactic of our species. To call off the fight the really stupid (or diabolical) bread winners get proactive at work. It's Day 8 of our 12 Days of Dumb. No hitting below the belt. Holiday songs by... Deirdre Flint is all about the "Food." The comic singer-songwriter also plays bass with the Four Bitchin Babes. Feast your ears on her classic "Cheerleader" and you'll know why Ms. Flint is an all-time fav of the 2 Kens. Described by a Colorado promoter as "the bastard yet comely lovechild of Counting Crows, Iron & Wine and Jethro Tull," Denver acoustic rock band Ironwood Rain writes and performs music born of their varied life experience and musical ventures through progressive rock, blues, jazz and hard rock. We spin their Christmas song, "All I Need" off their Burn the Ships CD. You Can't Make It Up no 15:07 http://2kenscomedy.com/2011/12/20/talkin-snoopy-mickey-and-the-fat-man/ http://2kenscomedy.com/2011/12/20/talkin-snoopy-mickey-and-the-fat-man/#comments Tue, 20 Dec 2011 14:44:04 +0000 2Kens http://2kenscomedy.com/?p=4279 http://2kenscomedy.com/2011/12/20/talkin-snoopy-mickey-and-the-fat-man/feed/ 0 12 Days of Christmas,Chanukah,comedy podcast,hanukkah,Mickey and the Duke,stolen decorations,stupid criminals,Willie Neighbors make bad fences... But when the heist involves three major holiday icons, well, let's see YOU unload this loot! We consult Mr. Holmes who reminds ... when you've eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, Neighbors make bad fences... But when the heist involves three major holiday icons, well, let's see YOU unload this loot! We consult Mr. Holmes who reminds ... when you've eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. Apologies to Terry Cashman for the post title ripoff. High flattery, copyright infringement. Semantics, right? :)  Here's Day 7 of our 12 Days of Dumb! And to our Jewish friends and family... Happy Chanukah! Holiday songs by... Randy Scott's upbeat Christmas Groove and great NEW holiday ad, "Sugar Daddy Santa Claus" is poised to become the new holiday tradition. Like the Brian Setzer Orchestra with a more accessible blues/pop-rock sound that is guaranteed to get your toe tapping. Seth Davis grew up with religious ambiquity and the pursuit of unaffiliated virtue. It wasn't until years later before he sorted it all out in this song, "Hanukkah Again." You Can't Make It Up no 14:48 http://2kenscomedy.com/2011/12/19/all-hat-and-no-cattle/ http://2kenscomedy.com/2011/12/19/all-hat-and-no-cattle/#comments Mon, 19 Dec 2011 18:54:06 +0000 2Kens http://2kenscomedy.com/?p=4251 http://2kenscomedy.com/2011/12/19/all-hat-and-no-cattle/feed/ 0 12 Days of Christmas,bar trivia,comedy podcast,homeless veterans,Houston,smartest bar Oxymorons for 500, Alex... Just in time for Mensa’s annual holiday party: the Smartest Bar in America. If you thought drinking and thinking don't mix, you've never knocked back a few brews with the bar trivia gang at the Mezzanine in Houston, TX. Oxymorons for 500, Alex... Just in time for Mensa’s annual holiday party: the Smartest Bar in America. If you thought drinking and thinking don't mix, you've never knocked back a few brews with the bar trivia gang at the Mezzanine in Houston, TX. Bet those pickup lines get real creative by closing time.  Hope you enjoy Day 6 of our 12 Days of Dumb! Many thanks (we think) to Michael Lee of Houston's Michael Lee Band for tipping us off. Tomorrow... you think geese are messy, the swans here only bathe on alternate Tuesdays. C'mon by and take your chances. :) Holiday songs by... They were behind the mega-hit music video with the Modern Warfare theme. The Energy Commission is back with their Santa Baby spoof - "Call of Duty Christmas." LOCK AND LOAD! And talk about uninvited guests. Armed police officers crashed the video-making party and had old St. Nick handcuffed in a flash. The story. Jeff Meegan's new album "Season of Love" features several tracks co-written by Brad Hatfield, including one that is destined to become a holiday classic. You will be touched by their prayer for peace, "Bring Them Home." You Can't Make It Up no 14:53 http://2kenscomedy.com/2011/12/18/mad-men-the-sequel/ http://2kenscomedy.com/2011/12/18/mad-men-the-sequel/#comments Sun, 18 Dec 2011 19:35:52 +0000 2Kens http://2kenscomedy.com/?p=4217 http://2kenscomedy.com/2011/12/18/mad-men-the-sequel/feed/ 0 12 Days of Christmas,advertising gaffs,comedy podcast,homeless veterans,professional voice-overs,Tennessee,Thandi Murray Donald Draper slept here... We found a treasure trove of the dumbest holiday ads eveeeeer created. If you've been very good little boys and girls this year we'll stuff a few in your stocking. Gotta run, Santa's into the sangria again. Donald Draper slept here... We found a treasure trove of the dumbest holiday ads eveeeeer created. If you've been very good little boys and girls this year we'll stuff a few in your stocking. Gotta run, Santa's into the sangria again. Happy 5th Day of Dumb, y'all! Oh, watch where you step tomorrow. Chased away most of the dang Canadian geese, but a half dozen still occupy the front lawn. Holiday songs from... Bet you don't know any Roots Rockers from the Big Apple. You do now. Robert K. Wolf's brand of Americana is hard to pin down; there's really nothing like it. He's living proof that an overweight, Jewish guy born in Brooklyn, can sort of do okay in the buckle of The Bible Belt, Nashville. We spin his quirky comedy tune, "Cross Dressing for Christmas." Bamako is an upbeat song with an infectious West African rhythm. It's about the people of the Malian capital getting ready for a big New Years Eve party. It’s a story about those who are economically poor -- but culturally rich. It tells that friendship and time are life's true value. Miriam Lieberman wrote it on New Years Day after a party in Bamako, just like the one described in the song. It was recorded with local Malian musicians, as well as those from her home city of Sydney, Australia. We defy you not to jump up and dance. You Can't Make It Up no 17:44 http://2kenscomedy.com/2011/12/17/tweeting-shakespeare/ http://2kenscomedy.com/2011/12/17/tweeting-shakespeare/#comments Sat, 17 Dec 2011 15:09:50 +0000 2Kens http://2kenscomedy.com/?p=4186 http://2kenscomedy.com/2011/12/17/tweeting-shakespeare/feed/ 0 12 Days of Christmas,classic theater,comedy podcast,smart phones,social media,tweet seats If Stanislavski could tweet... He'd have thousands of 150 year old followers. Imagine the stench. And his book 'An Actor Prepares?' I've read it. Hell, I've used it. Trust me, there's nothing in there about Twitter. If Stanislavski could tweet... He'd have thousands of 150 year old followers. Imagine the stench. And his book 'An Actor Prepares?' I've read it. Hell, I've used it. Trust me, there's nothing in there about Twitter. What if I show up where you work and tweet over your shouler? Hey, I think FOX just found its next reality show. Still, theater tix to these venues make great gifts for the pretentious snob with the implanted iPhone on your list. Enjoy Day 4 of our 12 Days of Dumb and we''ll see you tomorrow with some of the DUMBEST Xmas ads ever! Holiday songs from... Elle B. Wilson is often described as a blend of Sarah MacLachlan, Faith Hill, and Sheryl Crow. Her songs move effortlessly through adult-contemporary and adult-alternative pop, rock, and blues, with a bit of country. Here's a new holiday classic for people of all religions and backgrounds. Elle B. Wilson's "Gift of Love." Bill Kahler first came on our radar with "Chicken Shack." His drop dead hilarious "Christmas Eve at the Trailer Park" has become a 2 Kens Comedy staple. Ohio born and bred, Bill's a Georgia boy now and proud of it. No shootin' at the speed limit sign, now he-ah? You Can't Make It Up no 12:16 http://2kenscomedy.com/2011/12/16/hey-santa-bring-us-some-privacy/ http://2kenscomedy.com/2011/12/16/hey-santa-bring-us-some-privacy/#comments Fri, 16 Dec 2011 11:00:52 +0000 2Kens http://2kenscomedy.com/?p=4142 http://2kenscomedy.com/2011/12/16/hey-santa-bring-us-some-privacy/feed/ 0 12 Days of Christmas,astro-glide,comedy podcast,frisky,home privacy advice,personal lubricant All lubed up and nowhere to go Are the kids asleep? Wouldn't want them hearing this. Did you know there's a company offering free tips on how to steal some frisky time for you two - even as Uncle Ed and Aunt Tilley are decking your halls? All lubed up and nowhere to go Are the kids asleep? Wouldn't want them hearing this. Did you know there's a company offering free tips on how to steal some frisky time for you two - even as Uncle Ed and Aunt Tilley are decking your halls? Tune in and get the skinny. [we'll say "For mature audiences only" just as soon as we find one.] Enjoy Day 3 of our 12 Days of Dumb. And tomorrow: a hot gift idea certain to thrill the snobby, over-cultured iPhone addict on your list. Holiday songs by... Gory Bateson isn't letting any grass grow under his viral video "Southwest Never Broke My Guitar." He's back with a holiday tune that's destined to be a Christmas classic at your house. If you're divorced. Thing is, "Merry Ex-Mas Baby" is bad advice. Don't ever go there. Did we mention Gory doesn't actually exist? We've featured Olga here before because the Blues Babe as she bills herself can flat out sing! (reminds me of Bonnie Raitt, my all-time female blues fav!) A former DJ, Olga lives in New Orleans but her music aches North Mississippi. That's where she landed and became fast friends with pioneering blueswoman Jesse Mae Hemphill. What a treat we have for you today. It's the softest, sweetest, most sultry arrangement of "Deck the Halls" you'll ever hear. You Can't Make It Up no 13:53 http://2kenscomedy.com/2011/12/15/frosty-needs-a-new-publicist/ http://2kenscomedy.com/2011/12/15/frosty-needs-a-new-publicist/#comments Thu, 15 Dec 2011 11:00:37 +0000 2Kens http://2kenscomedy.com/?p=4115 http://2kenscomedy.com/2011/12/15/frosty-needs-a-new-publicist/feed/ 0 12 Days of Christmas,CBS,comedy podcast,Frosty busted,Frosty the perv In the immortal words of Charles Barkley... I ain't your kid's role model. Neither is Frosty the Snowman. At Christmas '09 we told you about the evil Frosty CBS promotions had drawn up for the kiddies. Now there's a sidewalk Frosty kicking police dogs... In the immortal words of Charles Barkley... I ain't your kid's role model. Neither is Frosty the Snowman. At Christmas '09 we told you about the evil Frosty CBS promotions had drawn up for the kiddies. Now there's a sidewalk Frosty kicking police dogs and taking no prisonsers. No ho-ho-ho. It's time for Frosty to go. Don't get us wrong. Handcuffs and holidays certainly have their place. But that's another bedtime story. :) Enjoy Day 2 of our 12 Days of Dumb. French hen omelettes & home fries tomorrow. Get here early. Holiday songs from... Noted worldwide for their unique, haunting style, and passionate, poetic songs, October Project signed to Epic Records in 1993 and sold over half a million copies of their two Epic albums ("October Project" and "Falling Farther In.”) The Boston Globe described the band as “shimmering, with sometimes dark, sometimes inspirational, always thoughtful songs,” with music by Emmy-award winning composer Emil Adler, lyrics by poet/lyricist Julie Flanders, and the sparkling vocals of Marina Belica. Singing in close harmony, Marina & Julie have been described by critics as a "kinder, gentler Heart," creating a vocal blend so seamless that you might think they were sisters. Greg Lato's “Merry Christmas Mood” has a classic meets modern feel and is all about the signs that tell us the holiday season is approaching. Lato co-writes/produces all of his own music. He incorporates clever lyrics and unique sounds that hold current mass appeal. The song is a fresh take on Holiday Music that will certainly get us all in a “Merry Christmas Mood” this season.   You Can't Make It Up no 12:40 http://2kenscomedy.com/2011/12/14/fibbing-for-bling/ http://2kenscomedy.com/2011/12/14/fibbing-for-bling/#comments Wed, 14 Dec 2011 11:00:13 +0000 2Kens http://2kenscomedy.com/?p=4078 http://2kenscomedy.com/2011/12/14/fibbing-for-bling/feed/ 0 12 Days of Christmas,annoying relatives,comedy podcast,holidays,hotel promotion,lying And the winner is... Day 1 of our 12 Days of Dumb brings a yuletide tradition. We've all been there. Out of town family invading your holidays. Quick, think of something. Cambria Suites has a fat reward for the fattest fib. Word of caution? And the winner is... Day 1 of our 12 Days of Dumb brings a yuletide tradition. We've all been there. Out of town family invading your holidays. Quick, think of something. Cambria Suites has a fat reward for the fattest fib. Word of caution? Make it good. Divorce is best served with roasted chestnuts. Holiday songs from... Nicole Kehl is an Artist and Musician who is currently touring the world as Rihanna’s backup singer. She is in love with Christmas and made it a goal to record her own holiday album. Mission accomplished. We spin the title track to her hot new record "Christmas Crush." Performing over 200 shows per year between his band, trio and duo ensembles, Don Campbell splits his time between home studios in Cape Elizabeth, Maine and Nashville. Campbell and his Band have opened for acts such as Carrie Underwood, Keith Urban, Randy Travis, Willie Nelson, America, Three Dog Night and many other country, rock and folk greats. When you hear "Christmas Lights" it is remarkable that the song came to Don in a dream, and that is was written and recorded in a matter of hours. Tomorrow: Two Turtle Doves and another 'Frosty the Perv' sighting? You Can't Make It Up no 13:48 http://2kenscomedy.com/2011/12/12/into-the-abyss/ http://2kenscomedy.com/2011/12/12/into-the-abyss/#comments Mon, 12 Dec 2011 19:25:08 +0000 2Kens http://2kenscomedy.com/?p=4064 http://2kenscomedy.com/2011/12/12/into-the-abyss/feed/ 0