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	<title>You Can&#039;t Make It Up</title>
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	<itunes:summary>Because mankind&#039;s capacity for abject stupidity is limitless</itunes:summary>
	<itunes:author>You Can&#039;t Make It Up</itunes:author>
	<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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	<itunes:subtitle>Because mankind&#039;s capacity for abject stupidity is limitless</itunes:subtitle>
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		<title>#242 Geezers Gone Wild</title>
		<link>http://2kenscomedy.com/2013/05/06/242-geezers-gone-wild/</link>
		<comments>http://2kenscomedy.com/2013/05/06/242-geezers-gone-wild/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 12:30:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>2Kens</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[podcasts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Greensboro NC viewers ask]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[homeless veterans]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Milwaukee snow sucks reporter strikes again]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Outhouse blues]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stupid criminals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[where's Andy?]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[They want their MTV&#8230; Mayberry TV that is. A Carolina station time-shifts Sheriff Andy for local news and hears it from the Denny&#8217;s 4 p.m. crowd. Don&#8217;t screw with hungry codgers! A strong gust of wind&#8230; ..and old man Huyett orbits his farm- TP in one hand, Montgomery Ward catalogue in the other. Might be what it takes to [...]]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>comedy podcast,Greensboro NC viewers ask,homeless veterans,Milwaukee snow sucks reporter strikes again,Outhouse blues,stupid criminals,where&#039;s Andy?</itunes:keywords>
	<itunes:subtitle>They want their MTV... Mayberry TV that is. A Carolina station time-shifts Sheriff Andy for local news and hears it from the Denny&#039;s 4 p.m. crowd. Don&#039;t screw with hungry codgers! A strong gust of wind... ..</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>They want their MTV...
Mayberry TV that is. A Carolina station time-shifts Sheriff Andy for local news and hears it from the Denny&#039;s 4 p.m. crowd. Don&#039;t screw with hungry codgers!


A strong gust of wind...
..and old man Huyett orbits his farm- TP in one hand, Montgomery Ward catalogue in the other. Might be what it takes to get The Salisbury Twp. Squatter to give up his one-seater. (sensing a theme here? :-) )

More dumb stuff that&#039;s true .. Another black eye for FOX 6 News in cheese land. Same dim wit who threw the last punch .. and a petty thief so absolutely stupid, WE almost believed his alibi.

Our musical guests are a brand new Bronx duo whose debut song is the soundtrack to their love story. Fall with them. Stilettos -n- Steel. Catch &#039;em on BronxNet TV.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>You Can&#039;t Make It Up</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>20:24</itunes:duration>
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		<title>#241 Prom Wars</title>
		<link>http://2kenscomedy.com/2013/04/29/241-prom-wars/</link>
		<comments>http://2kenscomedy.com/2013/04/29/241-prom-wars/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2013 21:41:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>2Kens</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[podcasts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[prom protest]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[self-promoting lawmakers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[strapless gowns]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stupid criminals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tennessee]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://2kenscomedy.com/?p=5802</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Happens every Spring. Snooki must be ROFLHAO over a protest some NJ moms and their future prom queens are waging. Strapless? Pfft. Child&#8217;s play down The Shore. Lawmaker commend thyself. Meet State Senator Jon Lundberg. Never did a deed he couldn&#8217;t take full credit for. How do they get elected? Plus, a freshly messed up batch [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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			<itunes:keywords>comedy podcast,prom protest,self-promoting lawmakers,strapless gowns,stupid criminals,Tennessee</itunes:keywords>
	<itunes:subtitle>Happens every Spring. Snooki must be ROFLHAO over a protest some NJ moms and their future prom queens are waging. Strapless? Pfft. Child&#039;s play down The Shore. - Lawmaker commend thyself. Meet State Senator Jon Lundberg.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Happens every Spring. Snooki must be ROFLHAO over a protest some NJ moms and their future prom queens are waging. Strapless? Pfft. Child&#039;s play down The Shore.

Lawmaker commend thyself. Meet State Senator Jon Lundberg. Never did a deed he couldn&#039;t take full credit for. How do they get elected?



Plus, a freshly messed up batch of Fun With English ... a counterfeit plot so devious Neal Caffrey would be jealous... AND a preview of the new album (drops June 4) from Brother Joscephus and the Love Revolution!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>You Can&#039;t Make It Up</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>20:28</itunes:duration>
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		<title>#240 Tweet If You&#8217;re a Dic**ead</title>
		<link>http://2kenscomedy.com/2013/04/22/240-tweet-if-youre-a-dicead/</link>
		<comments>http://2kenscomedy.com/2013/04/22/240-tweet-if-youre-a-dicead/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Apr 2013 18:22:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>2Kens</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[podcasts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bad branding]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bow-tie Bud cans]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Epicurious self-serving]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[homeless veterans]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[opportunistic marketing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ugly tweeting]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://2kenscomedy.com/?p=5770</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Epicurtunist&#8230; Don&#8217;t bother. Webster&#8217;s can&#8217;t spell 21st century &#38; Google&#8217;s busy snapping pix of your house.  Take any heinous act, notify marketing, add Twitter. PRESTO! Enough self-serving bullshit to feed a city. Condé Nast must be so proud. (Oh, grow up! The shareholders ain&#8217;t whining) This show contains content some may find offensive. There&#8217;s a flash! Other crap we didn&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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			<itunes:keywords>bad branding,Bow-tie Bud cans,comedy podcast,Epicurious self-serving,homeless veterans,opportunistic marketing,ugly tweeting</itunes:keywords>
	<itunes:subtitle>Epicurtunist... Don&#039;t bother. Webster&#039;s can&#039;t spell 21st century &amp; Google&#039;s busy snapping pix of your house.  Take any heinous act, notify marketing, add Twitter. PRESTO! Enough self-serving bullshit to feed a city. Condé Nast must be so proud. (Oh,</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Epicurtunist...
Don&#039;t bother. Webster&#039;s can&#039;t spell 21st century &amp; Google&#039;s busy snapping pix of your house.  Take any heinous act, notify marketing, add Twitter. PRESTO! Enough self-serving bullshit to feed a city. Condé Nast must be so proud. (Oh, grow up! The shareholders ain&#039;t whining)

This show contains content some may find offensive. There&#039;s a flash!



Other crap we didn&#039;t fabricate: Time traveling cool brew for Millennials. Nice try, bozos! ... What&#039;s in a name? Stupid branding, usually. ...Bet you think folks who read books are smart. Well, uh  -- ;-)

Music- Being A Dickhead&#039;s Cool by Reuben Dangoor, Remarkable Plans by Luke Davids, and 14 Miles by Meredith O&#039;Connor.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>You Can&#039;t Make It Up</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>18:03</itunes:duration>
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		<title>#239 They Got the Money</title>
		<link>http://2kenscomedy.com/2013/04/08/239-they-got-the-money/</link>
		<comments>http://2kenscomedy.com/2013/04/08/239-they-got-the-money/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Apr 2013 23:56:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>2Kens</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[podcasts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[guns and gumbo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[homeless veterans]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Leesburg]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Meals that will kill you]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mom buys posh condo for 2-year old]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stupid criminals]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://2kenscomedy.com/?p=5753</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Surviving tax prep season? Helps if you laugh about it. This week’s show will help you forget for 15 minutes that we are the Have Nots. We found the world&#8217;s most spoiled toddler … the dumbest idea in dining out history … and two criminals too stupid to breathe (if only). Music from Boston piano rocker Matthew Ebel and [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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			<itunes:keywords>comedy podcast,guns and gumbo,homeless veterans,Leesburg,Meals that will kill you,mom buys posh condo for 2-year old,stupid criminals</itunes:keywords>
	<itunes:subtitle>Surviving tax prep season? Helps if you laugh about it. This week’s show will help you forget for 15 minutes that we are the Have Nots. We found the world&#039;s most spoiled toddler … the dumbest idea in dining out history … and two criminals too stupid to...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Surviving tax prep season? Helps if you laugh about it. This week’s show will help you forget for 15 minutes that we are the Have Nots. We found the world&#039;s most spoiled toddler … the dumbest idea in dining out history … and two criminals too stupid to breathe (if only).



Music from Boston piano rocker Matthew Ebel and NYC&#039;s Jodie Levinson. Think: Nora Jones.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>You Can&#039;t Make It Up</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>18:21</itunes:duration>
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		<title>#238 Shotgun Justice</title>
		<link>http://2kenscomedy.com/2013/04/01/238-shotgun-justice/</link>
		<comments>http://2kenscomedy.com/2013/04/01/238-shotgun-justice/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Apr 2013 14:29:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>2Kens</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[podcasts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[daylight savings and crime]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[free shotguns for Tucson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[homeless veterans]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stupid criminals]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://2kenscomedy.com/?p=5730</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Neighborhood Block Head Watch&#8230; High crime where you live? Hand out scatter guns. Arizona, no less. No foolin&#8217; &#8211; Two universities actually spent research $$ to study whether darkness makes you dishonest. Heard about the bank robber who nobody took seriously? Sucker is a sucker does. Music from Alaskan country blues band Steelhead and trop rock from Harbour [...]]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>comedy podcast,daylight savings and crime,free shotguns for Tucson,homeless veterans,stupid criminals</itunes:keywords>
	<itunes:subtitle>Neighborhood Block Head Watch... High crime where you live? Hand out scatter guns. Arizona, no less. - No foolin&#039; - Two universities actually spent research $$ to study whether darkness makes you dishonest.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Neighborhood Block Head Watch...
High crime where you live? Hand out scatter guns. Arizona, no less.



No foolin&#039; - Two universities actually spent research $$ to study whether darkness makes you dishonest. Heard about the bank robber who nobody took seriously? Sucker is a sucker does.

Music from Alaskan country blues band Steelhead and trop rock from Harbour Knights!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>You Can&#039;t Make It Up</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>19:01</itunes:duration>
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		<title>#237 Wake Up Canada!</title>
		<link>http://2kenscomedy.com/2013/03/25/237-wake-up-canada/</link>
		<comments>http://2kenscomedy.com/2013/03/25/237-wake-up-canada/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Mar 2013 00:35:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>2Kens</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[podcasts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fun with English]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Harper Government]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[homeless veterans]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Prime Minister Stephen Harper]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stupid criminals]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://2kenscomedy.com/?p=5710</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Mirror Mirror&#8230; Harper Government. Dangle it in mixed political company, step back and admire the bonfire. While neo-cons and liberals spar in Parliament, Jack &#38; Jill Q Public rage (to little avail) against his Majesty, PM Stephen Harper, a.k.a. China&#8217;s best pal in the Western hemisphere. If you missed it, late last year Mr. Harper began reshaping the [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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			<itunes:keywords>comedy podcast,fun with English,Harper Government,homeless veterans,Prime Minister Stephen Harper,stupid criminals</itunes:keywords>
	<itunes:subtitle>Mirror Mirror... Harper Government. Dangle it in mixed political company, step back and admire the bonfire. While neo-cons and liberals spar in Parliament, Jack &amp; Jill Q Public rage (to little avail) against his Majesty, PM Stephen Harper, a.k.a.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Mirror Mirror...
Harper Government. Dangle it in mixed political company, step back and admire the bonfire. While neo-cons and liberals spar in Parliament, Jack &amp; Jill Q Public rage (to little avail) against his Majesty, PM Stephen Harper, a.k.a. China&#039;s best pal in the Western hemisphere. If you missed it, late last year Mr. Harper began reshaping the land of the maple leaf in his own vain image. Literally. Narcissus had nothing on this guy. Listen and judge for yourself.


Other stuff we didn&#039;t make up...
Stupid &#039;Help Desk&#039; callers, UK style.. Fun with English now that proof reading and copy editing are extinct.. How not to burgle a store (and what not to use as your alibi).

Music from Ottawa&#039;s Harmony and Groove, and Alice Tong&#039;s &quot;Narcissism&#039;.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>You Can&#039;t Make It Up</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>21:04</itunes:duration>
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		<item>
		<title>#236 Luck of the Lushes</title>
		<link>http://2kenscomedy.com/2013/03/18/236-luck-of-the-lushes/</link>
		<comments>http://2kenscomedy.com/2013/03/18/236-luck-of-the-lushes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Mar 2013 17:43:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>2Kens</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[podcasts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[homeless veterans]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[JAWS Cape Cod]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Maine liquor laws]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[postumous posts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[St Patricks Day bar hours]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stupid criminals]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://2kenscomedy.com/?p=5687</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[All that glitters &#8230; Beware Leprechauns bearing gifts. Maine governor Paul (insert nickname here) LePage made the pre-dawn St. Paddy&#8217;s Day bar crowd giddy with a swipe of his pen. But what&#8217;s on tap? Listen and learn, kiddies. Other stuff we didn&#8217;t make up &#8230; Sweden legalizes the &#8220;I always drink a lot&#8221; defense&#8230; Post online from the [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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			<itunes:keywords>comedy podcast,homeless veterans,JAWS Cape Cod,Maine liquor laws,postumous posts,St Patricks Day bar hours,stupid criminals</itunes:keywords>
	<itunes:subtitle>All that glitters ... Beware Leprechauns bearing gifts. Maine governor Paul (insert nickname here) LePage made the pre-dawn St. Paddy&#039;s Day bar crowd giddy with a swipe of his pen. But what&#039;s on tap? Listen and learn, kiddies. ;-) - </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>All that glitters ...
Beware Leprechauns bearing gifts. Maine governor Paul (insert nickname here) LePage made the pre-dawn St. Paddy&#039;s Day bar crowd giddy with a swipe of his pen. But what&#039;s on tap? Listen and learn, kiddies. ;-)



Other stuff we didn&#039;t make up ... Sweden legalizes the &quot;I always drink a lot&quot; defense... Post online from the grave? There&#039;s an App for that... And another case of municipal government not hiring the best and brightest. (this one could come back to bite them!)

Plus Celtic comedy tunes (Texas style) with Marc Gunn and the Brobdingnagian Bards.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>You Can&#039;t Make It Up</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>20:50</itunes:duration>
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		<item>
		<title>Secession Nation</title>
		<link>http://2kenscomedy.com/2013/03/04/secession-nation/</link>
		<comments>http://2kenscomedy.com/2013/03/04/secession-nation/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Mar 2013 18:10:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>2Kens</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Sequestration]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week&#8217;s stupidity&#8230; Too Big to FAIL? Try Sequestration. What&#8217;s worse than a colonoscopy, cockroaches, Donald Trump and Genghis Khan? Survey says: Congress. [our take @ 11:25] Career Wrecker dot com &#8230; Need a job? A few tips on how NOT to land one. (Also advice on how not to keep it!) Real Milwaukee &#8230; Hey Fox 6? It&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>Career Builder job apps,comedy podcast,homeless veterans,Hooters juikebox heist,Milwaukee TV weather,Sequestration,snow sucks,stupid criminals,things worse than Congress</itunes:keywords>
	<itunes:subtitle>This week&#039;s stupidity... Too Big to FAIL? Try Sequestration. What&#039;s worse than a colonoscopy, cockroaches, Donald Trump and Genghis Khan? Survey says: Congress. [our take @ 11:25] Career Wrecker dot com ... Need a job?</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>This week&#039;s stupidity...
Too Big to FAIL? Try Sequestration. What&#039;s worse than a colonoscopy, cockroaches, Donald Trump and Genghis Khan? Survey says: Congress. [our take @ 11:25]
Career Wrecker dot com ...
Need a job? A few tips on how NOT to land one. (Also advice on how not to keep it!)
Real Milwaukee ...
Hey Fox 6? It&#039;s winter. It snows. Yes we know it sucks. Shouldn&#039;t Brewers fans be used to that? ;-)
Music to our ...
Hooters is not the first place we&#039;d think of to steal an ATM. Ever seen a bank with a bright orange logo? Happened in San Diego. Tits McGee was off that night.
Mindil Beach Markets...
Five guys from Victoria, BC with a brand new record, It Might Take Long. They blend rock, folk &amp; reggae into a sweet sounding brew reminiscent at times of the Doors, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Crazy Horse and the Grateful Dead. We spin two tracks, &quot;Ignorance is Bliss&quot; [2:25] and &quot;Smoking Gun&quot; [18:25]. Absolute best cut is the title track!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>You Can&#039;t Make It Up</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>21:51</itunes:duration>
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		<title>#234 Can You Write?</title>
		<link>http://2kenscomedy.com/2013/02/25/234-can-you-write/</link>
		<comments>http://2kenscomedy.com/2013/02/25/234-can-you-write/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 16:26:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>2Kens</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Crime pays Want to write about prostitution? (Dear Zumba ) Know anything about transmissions? Opera? (which one comes with auto or stick?) Cool classifieds inside. Shoot me now! Those who favor gun control have never been driving instructors. A TV news crew caught this student on camera. Lady, step away from car! Plus&#8230; a fresh batch of Fun With English [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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			<itunes:keywords>Cleveland,comedy podcast,homeless veterans,student driver flips out,stupid criminals,WOIO TV,writer classifieds</itunes:keywords>
	<itunes:subtitle>Crime pays Want to write about prostitution? (Dear Zumba :-) ) Know anything about transmissions? Opera? (which one comes with auto or stick?) Cool classifieds inside. Shoot me now! Those who favor gun control have never been driving instructors.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Crime pays
Want to write about prostitution? (Dear Zumba :-) ) Know anything about transmissions? Opera? (which one comes with auto or stick?) Cool classifieds inside.
Shoot me now!
Those who favor gun control have never been driving instructors. A TV news crew caught this student on camera. Lady, step away from car! Plus... a fresh batch of Fun With English and music from Boston, singer-songwriter, Steph Barrak. (video)



 </itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>You Can&#039;t Make It Up</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>24:05</itunes:duration>
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		<title>#233 Alternate Routes</title>
		<link>http://2kenscomedy.com/2013/02/11/233-alternate-routes/</link>
		<comments>http://2kenscomedy.com/2013/02/11/233-alternate-routes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2013 20:27:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>2Kens</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://2kenscomedy.com/?p=5603</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Honk if you&#8217;re lost! Pop quiz. (no cheating!) What county in Ireland just legalized drunk driving? What major US city dumped its stupid No Honking law by waging war on ignored street signs? True or false: a robber in Louisiana forgot his mask so he stuffed his head in a bucket. (hint: Deep South) Dear Abby and newspapers. Living or dead? Listen, laugh, learn. Music by [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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			<itunes:keywords>comedy podcast,Dear Abby tribute,homeless veterans,Kerry County drunk driving,New York City no honking,stupid criminals</itunes:keywords>
	<itunes:subtitle>Honk if you&#039;re lost! Pop quiz. (no cheating!) What county in Ireland just legalized drunk driving? What major US city dumped its stupid No Honking law by waging war on ignored street signs? True or false: a robber in Louisiana forgot his mask so he st...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Honk if you&#039;re lost!
Pop quiz. (no cheating!) What county in Ireland just legalized drunk driving? What major US city dumped its stupid No Honking law by waging war on ignored street signs? True or false: a robber in Louisiana forgot his mask so he stuffed his head in a bucket. (hint: Deep South) Dear Abby and newspapers. Living or dead? Listen, laugh, learn.



Music by Connecticut rockers The Alternate Routes. We spin two off their Lately album: &quot;Still Can&#039;t Get Enough&quot; and &quot;Lollapalooza&quot; (our fav!)</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>You Can&#039;t Make It Up</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>22:37</itunes:duration>
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		<title>#232 Salvation on Credit</title>
		<link>http://2kenscomedy.com/2013/01/21/232-salvation-on-credit/</link>
		<comments>http://2kenscomedy.com/2013/01/21/232-salvation-on-credit/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2013 00:38:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>2Kens</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://2kenscomedy.com/?p=5582</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Holy Kiosk! Have you heard? Your deity takes plastic. Let us pay. Hawkeye Pierce should check his DNA&#8230; A former U.S. President who earned battlefield glory (for the other side!) 50 Shades of Mediocrity&#8230; The reviews are unanimous: E.L. James should take a writing class. Gilbert Godfried could narrate. Musical guest&#8230; singer/songwriter Jennifer Vazquez wants to be Pinocchio. You&#8217;ll [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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			<itunes:keywords>50 Shades of Grey reviews,Church kiosk credit card donations,comedy podcast,Franklin Pierce,homeless veterans,Montezuma&#039;s Revenge,stupid criminals</itunes:keywords>
	<itunes:subtitle>Holy Kiosk! Have you heard? Your deity takes plastic. Let us pay. Hawkeye Pierce should check his DNA... A former U.S. President who earned battlefield glory (for the other side!) 50 Shades of Mediocrity... The reviews are unanimous: E.L.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Holy Kiosk!
Have you heard? Your deity takes plastic. Let us pay.
Hawkeye Pierce should check his DNA...
A former U.S. President who earned battlefield glory (for the other side!)
50 Shades of Mediocrity...
The reviews are unanimous: E.L. James should take a writing class. Gilbert Godfried could narrate.



Musical guest... singer/songwriter Jennifer Vazquez wants to be Pinocchio. You&#039;ll love her voice, no strings attached! ;-)</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>You Can&#039;t Make It Up</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>25:22</itunes:duration>
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		<title>#231 Nietzsche &amp; The Neon Church</title>
		<link>http://2kenscomedy.com/2013/01/08/231-nietzsche-the-neon-church/</link>
		<comments>http://2kenscomedy.com/2013/01/08/231-nietzsche-the-neon-church/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2013 21:30:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>2Kens</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://2kenscomedy.com/?p=5568</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Extastentialism bites&#8230; Try as they might the scourge of Skype and their tech support trolls could not stop us. Worst TV ad of 2012 (Boston gangland style) .. Clever bumper stickers .. Etymology run amock .. and a dolt who proposed without spellcheck. She said &#8220;yes&#8221; anyway (how long you give it?) Happy Birthday, Andrea! Please [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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			<itunes:keywords>Bad Santa,comedy podcast,funny bumper stickers,homeless veterans,Sonic Deli Records,worst TV ads</itunes:keywords>
	<itunes:subtitle>Extastentialism bites... Try as they might the scourge of Skype and their tech support trolls could not stop us. Worst TV ad of 2012 (Boston gangland style) .. Clever bumper stickers .. Etymology run amock .. and a dolt who proposed without spellcheck.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Extastentialism bites...
Try as they might the scourge of Skype and their tech support trolls could not stop us. Worst TV ad of 2012 (Boston gangland style) .. Clever bumper stickers .. Etymology run amock .. and a dolt who proposed without spellcheck. She said &quot;yes&quot; anyway (how long you give it?) ;-)

Happy Birthday, Andrea! Please send cake. And a Jim Armstrong CD.



Music from ... East Coast Turnaround, Southern Rock with a trucker&#039;s kick! We spin two cuts off their new album &#039;American Outlaw&#039;</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>You Can&#039;t Make It Up</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>21:13</itunes:duration>
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		<title>#230 Cupid&#8217;s Portfolio</title>
		<link>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/12/31/230-cupids-portfolio/</link>
		<comments>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/12/31/230-cupids-portfolio/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2013 04:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>2Kens</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://2kenscomedy.com/?p=5555</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Bad First Dates &#8230; Ring in 2013 with a &#8220;test drive?&#8221; A newb. Did he/she pop THE question: &#8220;what&#8217;s your Credit score?&#8221; Richard Marx&#8230; Quick, living or dead? (we&#8217;ll wait for Google to load) What&#8217;s it all mean? C&#8217;mon you know by now- ya gotta listen! Happy New Year! Music from Canada: Josh Hutchinson &#38; The Coastlines, a [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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			<itunes:keywords>comedy podcast,Cupid&#039;s credit score,homeless veterans,stupid criminals,woman steals Richard Marx CD</itunes:keywords>
	<itunes:subtitle>Bad First Dates ... Ring in 2013 with a &quot;test drive?&quot; A newb. Did he/she pop THE question: &quot;what&#039;s your Credit score?&quot; Richard Marx... Quick, living or dead? (we&#039;ll wait for Google to load) ;-) What&#039;s it all mean?</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Bad First Dates ...
Ring in 2013 with a &quot;test drive?&quot; A newb. Did he/she pop THE question: &quot;what&#039;s your Credit score?&quot;
Richard Marx...
Quick, living or dead? (we&#039;ll wait for Google to load) ;-) What&#039;s it all mean? C&#039;mon you know by now- ya gotta listen! Happy New Year!



Music from Canada: Josh Hutchinson &amp; The Coastlines, a side project of Ontario&#039;s hard-rocking Golden Gate Graves. Also, the brilliant Alexz Johnson with Skipping Stone, title track to her newest record.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>You Can&#039;t Make It Up</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>16:27</itunes:duration>
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		<title>#229 Couch Wrapped</title>
		<link>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/12/24/229-couch-wrapped/</link>
		<comments>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/12/24/229-couch-wrapped/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2012 04:03:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>2Kens</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sushi cologne shouts &#8216;Get out of my bedroom!&#8217; St. Nick here with gift tips to save your sorry ass from sofa Siberia. Oh nuts, too late! Face it, she isn&#8217;t with you for your brain! I mean, Santa&#8217;s farting butt travel pillow? For the kids how about a show-and-tell book like &#8220;The Night Daddy Went to Jail?&#8221; (probably for offing [...]]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>comedy podcast,middle finger xmas light display,spud tests airline wifi,stupid criminals,worst gifts to give her</itunes:keywords>
	<itunes:subtitle>Sushi cologne shouts &#039;Get out of my bedroom!&#039; St. Nick here with gift tips to save your sorry ass from sofa Siberia. Oh nuts, too late! Face it, she isn&#039;t with you for your brain! ;-) I mean, Santa&#039;s farting butt travel pillow?</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Sushi cologne shouts &#039;Get out of my bedroom!&#039;
St. Nick here with gift tips to save your sorry ass from sofa Siberia. Oh nuts, too late! Face it, she isn&#039;t with you for your brain! ;-) I mean, Santa&#039;s farting butt travel pillow? For the kids how about a show-and-tell book like &quot;The Night Daddy Went to Jail?&quot; (probably for offing mom over those Men Crying fridge magnets.) PT Barnum was right, ya know.


Other stuff we didn&#039;t make up...
How potatoes fixed your high altitude wifi woes... A holiday light display to salute your neighbors (and suggest they do the impossible).. The mother-daughter klepto duo that didn&#039;t add up.
Sounds of The Season...
Christmas Sweater Song by Deirdre Flint of the Four Bitchin&#039; Babes, and John Lennon&#039;s Happy Xmas (War is Over).</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>You Can&#039;t Make It Up</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>25:44</itunes:duration>
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		<title>#228 Best Funeral Ever</title>
		<link>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/12/17/228-best-funeral-ever/</link>
		<comments>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/12/17/228-best-funeral-ever/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2012 20:22:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>2Kens</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just in time&#8230; You only get one funeral. Shouldn&#8217;t it feel special? (assuming we keep our senses) Aren&#8217;t you glad somebody told you about this before the 20th? Other stuff we didn&#8217;t make up&#8230; Santa goes smokeless (involuntarily) .. Last minute gift ideas for people you (hope to) never see again .. How not to succeed at carjacking. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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			<itunes:keywords>12 Days of Christmas,comedy podcast,reality TV,stupid Christmas gifts,Tobacco-free Santa</itunes:keywords>
	<itunes:subtitle>Just in time... You only get one funeral. Shouldn&#039;t it feel special? (assuming we keep our senses) Aren&#039;t you glad somebody told you about this before the 20th? ;-) Other stuff we didn&#039;t make up... Santa goes smokeless (involuntarily) ..</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Just in time...
You only get one funeral. Shouldn&#039;t it feel special? (assuming we keep our senses) Aren&#039;t you glad somebody told you about this before the 20th? ;-)


Other stuff we didn&#039;t make up...
Santa goes smokeless (involuntarily) .. Last minute gift ideas for people you (hope to) never see again .. How not to succeed at carjacking.

Music of the season from Steven Van Zandt and The Midtown Men. 100% of proceeds from downloads of All Alone On Christmas (thru Dec. 31st) go to the American Red Cross to help victims of Hurricane Sandy.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>You Can&#039;t Make It Up</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>20:56</itunes:duration>
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		<title>#227 Dear Santa: Are You on Drugs?</title>
		<link>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/12/10/227-dear-santa-are-you-on-drugs/</link>
		<comments>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/12/10/227-dear-santa-are-you-on-drugs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2012 16:25:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>2Kens</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Super-Heroes with bathroom plungers? Stripper poles for pick-up trucks? WTF is jolly ole&#8217; Rotundo snorting? Happy Christmas, kiddies! (don&#8217;t eat the blue M&#38;Ms) Out of work? Job Doc to the rescue! Advice to ace your Skype interview. Of course, ya gotta consider the source. You CAN make it up .. if you write for THIS newspaper. Music [...]]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>comedy podcast,homeless veterans,MEGA plumber action hero,reporter fabriicates sources,Skype job interview,stupid holiday gifts</itunes:keywords>
	<itunes:subtitle>Super-Heroes with bathroom plungers? Stripper poles for pick-up trucks? WTF is jolly ole&#039; Rotundo snorting? Happy Christmas, kiddies! (don&#039;t eat the blue M&amp;Ms) - Out of work? Job Doc to the rescue! Advice to ace your Skype interview. Of course,</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Super-Heroes with bathroom plungers? Stripper poles for pick-up trucks? WTF is jolly ole&#039; Rotundo snorting? Happy Christmas, kiddies! (don&#039;t eat the blue M&amp;Ms)

Out of work? Job Doc to the rescue! Advice to ace your Skype interview. Of course, ya gotta consider the source. ;-)

You CAN make it up .. if you write for THIS newspaper.



Music this week from Talking Heads and Common Mama.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>You Can&#039;t Make It Up</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>22:40</itunes:duration>
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		<title>#226 Douche of Cambridge</title>
		<link>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/12/03/226-douche-of-cambridge/</link>
		<comments>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/12/03/226-douche-of-cambridge/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2012 23:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>2Kens</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mayan math for Dummies (YRMV)&#8230; fumble tongue or Freudian slip? &#8230; America&#8217;s most embarrassing places to live &#8230; freelance writer jobs nobody covets &#8230; and pedestrian hit thyself. Music from R.E.M. and Kalen.]]></description>
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			<itunes:keywords>CBS anchor blooper,comedy podcast,end of the world,hit and run driver hits self,homeless veterans,Mayan calendar,Prince William</itunes:keywords>
	<itunes:subtitle>Mayan math for Dummies (YRMV)... fumble tongue or Freudian slip? ... America&#039;s most embarrassing places to live ... freelance writer jobs nobody covets ... and pedestrian hit thyself. Music from R.E.M. and Kalen.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Mayan math for Dummies (YRMV)... fumble tongue or Freudian slip? ... America&#039;s most embarrassing places to live ... freelance writer jobs nobody covets ... and pedestrian hit thyself. Music from R.E.M. and Kalen.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>You Can&#039;t Make It Up</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>23:14</itunes:duration>
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		<title>#225 Take This Job and Trash It</title>
		<link>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/11/26/225-take-this-job-and-trash-it/</link>
		<comments>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/11/26/225-take-this-job-and-trash-it/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2012 21:03:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>2Kens</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[podcasts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bangor TV anchors quit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fun with English]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[homeless veterans]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stupid criminals]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This week &#8230; a local TV anchor duo commit career suicide in the name of independence.  Doubt Ben Franklin would&#8217;ve approved, but hey- it&#8217;s your life. You&#8217;ve a right to trash it. Just baked&#8230; a fresh batch of Fun with English. Oh, about that stupid headline? Don&#8217;t take it personally officer, the dead rarely speak with anyone. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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			<itunes:keywords>Bangor TV anchors quit,comedy podcast,fun with English,homeless veterans,stupid criminals</itunes:keywords>
	<itunes:subtitle>This week ... a local TV anchor duo commit career suicide in the name of independence.  Doubt Ben Franklin would&#039;ve approved, but hey- it&#039;s your life. You&#039;ve a right to trash it. - Just baked... a fresh batch of Fun with English. Oh,</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>This week ... a local TV anchor duo commit career suicide in the name of independence.  Doubt Ben Franklin would&#039;ve approved, but hey- it&#039;s your life. You&#039;ve a right to trash it.

Just baked... a fresh batch of Fun with English. Oh, about that stupid headline? Don&#039;t take it personally officer, the dead rarely speak with anyone.



Also... Late election returns: Dead guys 2, live candidates 0. Brave store clerk out-smarts cowardly robbers (with one brain behind her back!).

MUSIC from British pop-rockers &quot;Hiding In Public.&quot;</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>You Can&#039;t Make It Up</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>25:21</itunes:duration>
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		<title>#224 Black Thursday</title>
		<link>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/11/19/224-black-thursday/</link>
		<comments>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/11/19/224-black-thursday/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2012 23:52:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>2Kens</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[podcasts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[black Thursday boycott]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Black voters swing rural Maine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Butterball idiots]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[homeless veterans]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Pilgrims 1,776 Indians First Settlers 0 Wal-Mart, K-Mart and Sears are kicking tradition&#8217;s ass this week, but the big loser- boycott or no- is the NFL Network as families flock (it says here) to scarf down electronic gadget bargains on a major holiday. You SEE what a mess Charlie Webster started? Thought Lincoln fixed this crap. Free those retail slaves [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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			<itunes:keywords>black Thursday boycott,Black voters swing rural Maine,Butterball idiots,comedy podcast,homeless veterans</itunes:keywords>
	<itunes:subtitle>Pilgrims 1,776 Indians First Settlers 0 Wal-Mart, K-Mart and Sears are kicking tradition&#039;s ass this week, but the big loser- boycott or no- is the NFL Network as families flock (it says here) to scarf down electronic gadget bargains on a major holiday.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Pilgrims 1,776 Indians First Settlers 0
Wal-Mart, K-Mart and Sears are kicking tradition&#039;s ass this week, but the big loser- boycott or no- is the NFL Network as families flock (it says here) to scarf down electronic gadget bargains on a major holiday. You SEE what a mess Charlie Webster started? Thought Lincoln fixed this crap. Free those retail slaves this INSTANT!


Also this week..
Only idiots call the Butterball Hotline. Canada&#039;s one woman war on Oak trees! Plus a lesson in why every vote counts (except in Kentucky).</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>You Can&#039;t Make It Up</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>21:57</itunes:duration>
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		<title>#223 Looney Laws</title>
		<link>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/11/05/223-looney-laws/</link>
		<comments>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/11/05/223-looney-laws/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Nov 2012 14:42:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>2Kens</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[podcasts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chicago corruption]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dumb laws]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[homeless veterans]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vote 2012]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The first thing we do&#8230; Let&#8217;s kill all the lawmakers. With apologies to the Bard, Election Day seems an ideal time to repeal some of the dumbest, most absurd, looniest LAWS ever passed in these here United States! Chicago&#8217;s justice system is humming along as you&#8217;d expect. SNAFU! And then there&#8217;s the pot growing bozo who &#8230; [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://2kenscomedy.com/2012/11/05/223-looney-laws/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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			<itunes:keywords>Chicago corruption,comedy podcast,dumb laws,homeless veterans,Vote 2012</itunes:keywords>
	<itunes:subtitle>The first thing we do... Let&#039;s kill all the lawmakers. With apologies to the Bard, Election Day seems an ideal time to repeal some of the dumbest, most absurd, looniest LAWS ever passed in these here United States!</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>The first thing we do...
Let&#039;s kill all the lawmakers. With apologies to the Bard, Election Day seems an ideal time to repeal some of the dumbest, most absurd, looniest LAWS ever passed in these here United States! Chicago&#039;s justice system is humming along as you&#039;d expect. SNAFU! And then there&#039;s the pot growing bozo who ... well, ya gotta listen!



Crank it up for The Charlie Wheeler Band! Ain&#039;t nothin&#039; better than good old bluesy Southern Rock! Five guys from Pennsylvania sounding a whole lot like classic rockers from the Deep South! We feature two tracks off their second album, Line Em Up.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>You Can&#039;t Make It Up</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>24:54</itunes:duration>
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