Because mankind's capacity for stupidity is limitless

#293 – 50 Shades of Brain Freeze

by 2Kens on April 7, 2016

Slurpee turns 50 at 7-Eleven

Oh thank heaven

Be glad you didn’t try to suck down the 64 oz. Ice Age Slurpee. A product that freezes your brain turns 50?! Explains consumer thinking and 80% of network TV doesn’t it? Let the masochistic gulping games begin!

Speaking of torture

What is it about people waiting tables that brings out the Conan in American diners? We used to wonder why hard working, poorly paid customer service workers keep tolerating this crap. But then we figured it out. Same reason you keep listening to us. 😉 Got examples. Take notes.

More dumb stuff you can’t make up 

Stupid criminals Tip O’ The Week: Learn what happens when you under-price a scam to get OPM. Plus a fresh batch of Fun With English!

Music from Operators (Cold Light), The Lumineers (Ophelia), Frankie Lymon & The Teenagers (Why Do Fools Fall In Love), Missing Persons (Words).

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