Because mankind's capacity for stupidity is limitless

#134 Doing What They Do Best

by 2Kens on March 14, 2011

Snooki and JWoww provide your in-flight entertainment

Ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking. Welcome aboard American Airlines Flight 40 non-stop from LA to New York. Those travelers in First Class are in for a treat. Our in-flight turbulence is being provided by MTV darlings, Snooki and JWoww! Everyone else please remain seated. There will be ample time at the gate for you to catch a glimpse of our queen bitches stars as they are wisked through baggage claim. Your pitiful belongings should be along eventually. Flight attendants please prepare for fawning.

[Enjoy our take on the flight from hell with the QB’s from Jersey Shore in this week’s podcast. Please fasten your seat belts.]

2Kens Comedy Solid Gold Collection

Other stuff we didn’t make up…

It ain’t cricket when these two bang wickets. Did you know cowboy poetry could be considered birth control? Ask Harry Reid. Stop messing with the clocks! These high schoolers have another reason to hate Daylight Savings Time.

Music this week from Atlanta pop rockers Ocean Street! We spin two tunes including “Till I’m Gone” which hit the top 100 on national college radio charts and was featured several times on MTV’s “The Real World.”

Purple Day is Coming…

March is National Epilepsy Awareness Month in Canada. Our good friends, Jim Armstrong & Andrea Poulis in Toronto tell us that Jim and a star-studded group of friends will once again perform when Sonic Deli Records presents their 6th Annual Benefit Concert to support Epilepsy Toronto on March 26th. That’s also “Purple Day”, so named to call attention world wide to epilepsy.

WHEN: Saturday, March 26, 2011
WHERE: Cadillac Lounge -1300 Queen Street W, Toronto, ON
TIME: 9 pm
COST: $10 (proceeds in support of Epilepsy Toronto)

Email Andrea for concert details. Please support this wonderful cause!

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