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#243 Parenting for Dummies

by 2Kens on May 20, 2013

You didn’t see the puddle?

Can’t wait till these RTs flood our timeline. [starts at 12:20 mark] Also this week: what craigslist looks like after the prostitution police shut ‘em down.

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Other stuff we didn’t make up

Quite possibly the world’s worst hire for a fairly common city job, plus advice for would-be burglars: Don’t fall asleep on the job. You may not like what you wake up to.

BONUS LAUGHS!! At end of the show hear a BBC Radio host’s LAST day on the job. :-)

Music from Chicago-based, singer-songwriter Zain Lodhia. His debut album, The Leap releases May 21st!

 

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